wykikitoon 16978 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 One of the receptionists at work is a Chelsea fan. She is a cockney and claims she has been a Blue from year dot, yet she seems to have blanks in her memory of how shite they were! "Ill be there if we were in the none league" her claims this morning. She seemed over joyed with Big Phil going, so a little banter started with me and some other lads, I mentioned if Big Roman left they would be in the shit "Ahhh thats what I laaarve about ignorant fans, I know people who know and its a load of rubbish, we 'ave a five year plan" What the fuck?!?!? She claims Chelsea will be still massive if Abramovich left etc, well the prob will be but I couldnt see it lasting. Anyways, we are talking and I asked who she thought the next manager would be, she didnt have a clue and to be honest nor do I. She then mentioned Raneri, I said he was rather a wee eccentric man but not a bad manager at all and I wouldnt mind him at Newcastle "See anover bit ov ingorance from yoo novern boys, Raneriei wozzant eccentric at oowwwl" Errr ok you mad fucker AND NO WONDER WE FUCKING HATE YOU LOT! NOW GO FUCKING CRY INTO YOUR JELLIED EELS YOU SET OF GLORY SEEKING TWATS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 If Abramovich leaves Chelsea, they'll owe more money than Lehman Bros... welll..... almost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16978 Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 If Abramovich leaves Chelsea, they'll owe more money than Lehman Bros... welll..... almost "Youre wrong tho brover becoz Im in the know you knaa wot I meen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I would imagine asking her anything relating to Chelsea more than 10 years ago would see her come unstuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 If Abramovich leaves Chelsea, they'll owe more money than Lehman Bros... welll..... almost "Youre wrong tho brover becoz Im in the know you knaa wot I meen" Ask her if she's ever heard of Doug Rougvie or John Bumstead. I bet she hasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Probably never heard of Kerry Dixon man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Andy Townsend is just that bloke off the telly isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Or Mickey Droy. Tallest man ever. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2931 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Was Dave Mitchell there before or after he played his one game for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Pretty certain it was before. He went to Millwall after us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 My managers a Chelsea fan, who stopped going because it's too expensive, and he's proper, and hates how his fanbase has been eroded to the point where it's 60% posh cunts. They're not all bad. There's three or four London clubs who are bigger mugs than them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Pretty certain it was before. He went to Millwall after us. I remember his goal vividly, the scoreboard read THAT'S THE MAGIC OF MITCHELL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCMag 0 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 One of the receptionists at work is a Chelsea fan. She is a cockney and claims she has been a Blue from year dot, yet she seems to have blanks in her memory of how shite they were! "Ill be there if we were in the none league" her claims this morning. She seemed over joyed with Big Phil going, so a little banter started with me and some other lads, I mentioned if Big Roman left they would be in the shit "Ahhh thats what I laaarve about ignorant fans, I know people who know and its a load of rubbish, we 'ave a five year plan" What the fuck?!?!? She claims Chelsea will be still massive if Abramovich left etc, well the prob will be but I couldnt see it lasting. Anyways, we are talking and I asked who she thought the next manager would be, she didnt have a clue and to be honest nor do I. She then mentioned Raneri, I said he was rather a wee eccentric man but not a bad manager at all and I wouldnt mind him at Newcastle "See anover bit ov ingorance from yoo novern boys, Raneriei wozzant eccentric at oowwwl" Errr ok you mad fucker AND NO WONDER WE FUCKING HATE YOU LOT! NOW GO FUCKING CRY INTO YOUR JELLIED EELS YOU SET OF GLORY SEEKING TWATS! fantastic. you sure told her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 What irriates me so much is when Chelsea fans start saying they're a massive club with or without the Russian. They always say that they finished 2nd before Abramovich came. No you didn't you thick fucks, you came 4th on the last game of the season against Liverpool. WE came 3rd. Get it right you fucksticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) What irriates me so much is when Chelsea fans start saying they're a massive club with or without the Russian. They always say that they finished 2nd before Abramovich came. No you didn't you thick fucks, you came 4th on the last game of the season against Liverpool. WE came 3rd. Get it right you fucksticks. You see that's where you are very much mistaken. No Chelsea fan I know calls themselves a big club and that's honest, indeed it's one of the recognised traits of "proper Chelsea", they say "we aint a big clabb", they don't even have THAT many what I would term SKY fans compared to the other three succesful clubs, indeed I've hand on heart heard Chelsea fans say Newcastle are a bigger club, certainly in terms of proper fanbase. Edited February 10, 2009 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 87 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 my local is a chelsea pub. frankly its full of the most thick, ignorant knuckle dragging inbred cunts out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 my local is a chelsea pub. frankly its full of the most thick, ignorant knuckle dragging inbred cunts out there. I didn't know you lived in Chapel House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14134 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I've never met a Chelsea fan, JCL or otherwise, despite living in London for nigh on 3 years. I count myself superbly fortunate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I've never met a Chelsea fan, JCL or otherwise, despite living in London for nigh on 3 years. I count myself superbly fortunate. Of white people, met more West Ham in London than Spurs or Arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 lol it's a crackergive a world cup winning manager no backing and 7months and then sack him... nice "so what credentials do you have?" M1: "well i've various league and cup club titles and i've won the world cup...." sorry we've had one of those before and wasn't successful can you do anything else? The thing is they aren't even getting that much shit for it. Imagine us doing it...... actually just imagine us being able to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13898 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 We get stick for being ungrateful for Kinnear man The world would literally explode if we sacked someone like Scolari. ''Weeez not challenging for the title innit'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 87 Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 my local is a chelsea pub. frankly its full of the most thick, ignorant knuckle dragging inbred cunts out there. I didn't know you lived in Chapel House. ha. i used to live in berrylands. go to the berrylands pub when chelsea are playing and you'll see what i mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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