The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) Text from my sister Anne: "Do you live near an ASDA or a TESCO? Urgent" I, thinking there's some great deal on sausages "I live near an ASDA, Why?" Anne: "Birthday." that miserable, fat slag of a sister is going to get me vouchers... and not HMV vouchers, or book tokens or anything that comes close to being that goood, but Supermarket Vouchers. If that doesn't say "I don't care what you like, you're not eating into my valuable sitting down and eating time... But I like chocolate cake so you should go to the store where all the chavs who annoy you so much shop, and (because I am just that lazy) buy it for yourself." I don't know what does. Fucks sake, that's so typical of her. It won't even be a nice amount so I could get myself a decent toaster or something, no, balls to that, it'll be £15 or something. I'd honestly be less pissed at her if she'd bought me a £5 CD voucher or just got me a card, or nothing at all. how mental is that I'd rather no present at all than this p.o.s. bear in mind my other sister is travelling down to London to watch Derren Brown, as her gift to me, she's taking me along and is going to buy me dinner. Now in truth, I'm not that bothered about watching Derren Brown I appreciate the effort and thought she's put into the gift. This other one is just ... lazy. I realise this makes me sound ungrateful but seriously, she just can't be arsed. I don't get on with her, but at least I put in the effort to try and find her something I think she'll like. Edited June 30, 2009 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Good judge of character by the sounds of it. Her that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Good judge of character by the sounds of it. Her that is I'm only going to end up spending the voucher on toilet roll or something and I'll fail to set aside the value for soemthing that I actually want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Good judge of character by the sounds of it. Her that is I'm only going to end up spending the voucher on toilet roll or something and I'll fail to set aside the value for soemthing that I actually want. Buy booze. Put it towards a bottle of Grey Goose or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Aye probably. (she could have just bought me a bottle of Grey Goose like... it's not like my preference for that is a secret ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17765 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Fuck me, at least she remembered you ingrate. I suspect you grew up being the centre of attention in your house, correct? It would explain a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Come off it Renton, if your sister could only be bothered to get you a supermarket voucher, you'd feel a little put out too. I couldn't care if she could only manage a phonecall, but it's not that she's broke, it's that she couldn't give a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13844 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. I could understand if I was at Uni, or if she was concerned about my diet, but I know that neither of those are true. Oh, by the way Renton, I'd put all the money in my pocket against all the money in yours that she didn't remember herself. It's remarkable that ever since Facebook's come along she's not forgot one of my birthdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. Aye but he's not 18 and it is his birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? yeah, great isn't it .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13844 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. Aye but he's not 18 and it is his birthday. Do you have to be 18 to squander money like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? yeah, great isn't it .... Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? yeah, great isn't it .... Depends. It's not the fat one anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. Aye but he's not 18 and it is his birthday. Do you have to be 18 to squander money like? Nah. How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34441 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Things are looking up already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13844 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. Aye but he's not 18 and it is his birthday. Do you have to be 18 to squander money like? Nah. How old are you? Old enough to be grateful for mere Asda vouchers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. Aye but he's not 18 and it is his birthday. Do you have to be 18 to squander money like? Nah. How old are you? Old enough to be grateful for mere Asda vouchers For your birthday? What's the point in vouchers anyway? Like money only much less widely accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? yeah, great isn't it .... Depends. It's not the fat one anyway. yeah, it is Honestly? The "where we go" part is up to me, she's a fussy eater, doesn't like most "foreign food", so I've got to stick to Italian or American (I know I know). I've been looking for a family restaurant so that ther'es no confusion as to why there's a lad and a lass of similar age sitting alone together. I'm that concious of being seen with her. I know I'm a shit brother, but they're not great siblings either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13844 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Perhaps she's seeing that you are ok for food and stuff? A few mates at Uni were only ever given supermarket vouchers and not cash off their parents so that they wouldn't squander it on shite. Aye but he's not 18 and it is his birthday. Do you have to be 18 to squander money like? Nah. How old are you? Old enough to be grateful for mere Asda vouchers For your birthday? What's the point in vouchers anyway? Like money only much less widely accepted. I would actually be grateful for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? yeah, great isn't it .... Depends. It's not the fat one anyway. yeah, it is Honestly? The "where we go" part is up to me, she's a fussy eater, doesn't like most "foreign food", so I've got to stick to Italian or American (I know I know). I've been looking for a family restaurant so that ther'es no confusion as to why there's a lad and a lass of similar age sitting alone together. I'm that concious of being seen with her. I know I'm a shit brother, but they're not great siblings either Not the obese one then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You ungrateful cunt. "Yeah, buy me a pressie, but not that type of pressie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? yeah, great isn't it .... Depends. It's not the fat one anyway. yeah, it is Honestly? The "where we go" part is up to me, she's a fussy eater, doesn't like most "foreign food", so I've got to stick to Italian or American (I know I know). I've been looking for a family restaurant so that ther'es no confusion as to why there's a lad and a lass of similar age sitting alone together. I'm that concious of being seen with her. I know I'm a shit brother, but they're not great siblings either Not the obese one then. They're both obese. and hips, read the post numbnuts, I said I'd rather not receive one, than receive what is essentially a "I couldn't give a shit" card. alex is right, a voucher is just money that restricts where you spend it. Edited June 30, 2009 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17765 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 You're going out on a date with your sister for your birthday? yeah, great isn't it .... Depends. It's not the fat one anyway. yeah, it is Honestly? The "where we go" part is up to me, she's a fussy eater, doesn't like most "foreign food", so I've got to stick to Italian or American (I know I know). I've been looking for a family restaurant so that ther'es no confusion as to why there's a lad and a lass of similar age sitting alone together. I'm that concious of being seen with her. I know I'm a shit brother, but they're not great siblings either So you slag off the sister who gets you a voucher and you're ashamed of the sister who has put in the thought and effort to visit you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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