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A research note written by a 15-year-old Morgan Stanley intern that described his friends' media habits has generated a flurry of interest from media executives and investors.

 

The US investment bank's European media analysts asked Matthew Robson, an intern from a London school, to write a report on teenagers' likes and dislikes, which made the Financial Times' front page today.

 

His report, that dismissed Twitter and described online advertising as pointless, proved to be "one of the clearest and most thought-provoking insights we have seen – so we published it", said Edward Hill-Wood, executive director of Morgan Stanley's European media team.

 

"We've had dozens and dozens of fund managers, and several CEOs, e-mailing and calling all day." He said the note had generated five or six times more responses than the team's usual research.

 

His colleague, Julien Rossi, added: "It's an interesting starting point for debate."

 

The rapid surge of interest in social networking and messaging sites has prompted speculation that sites such as Twitter or Facebook could be taken over. But Robson's report, which was sent to Morgan Stanley's clients as a research note last Friday, suggested that such a move could be folly. He said teenagers were using more and more media, but they were unwilling to pay for it.

 

"Teenagers do not use Twitter," he wrote. "Most have signed up to the service, but then just leave it as they realise that they are not going to update it (mostly because texting Twitter uses up credit, and they would rather text friends with that credit). They realise that no one is viewing their profile, so their tweets are pointless."

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Newsflash: The majority of the internet is useless. It's been good for porn and illegal downloads. That's it.

 

I've always thought that meself. But I was out for a beer on Sat with an internet marketing guru who works with big brands like Vodaphone and he was saying that budgets thrown at the web have been growing every year for about 10 years.

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Newsflash: The majority of the internet is useless. It's been good for porn and illegal downloads. That's it.

 

I've always thought that meself. But I was out for a beer on Sat with an internet marketing guru who works with big brands like Vodaphone and he was saying that budgets thrown at the web have been growing every year for about 10 years.

 

Because they all want higher speeds to download their porn, obviously. It's all about the smut.

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Newsflash: The majority of the internet is useless. It's been good for porn and illegal downloads. That's it.

 

I've always thought that meself. But I was out for a beer on Sat with an internet marketing guru who works with big brands like Vodaphone and he was saying that budgets thrown at the web have been growing every year for about 10 years.

 

Because they all want higher speeds to download their porn, obviously. It's all about the smut.

 

Why do you do twitter?

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Newsflash: The majority of the internet is useless. It's been good for porn and illegal downloads. That's it.

 

I've always thought that meself. But I was out for a beer on Sat with an internet marketing guru who works with big brands like Vodaphone and he was saying that budgets thrown at the web have been growing every year for about 10 years.

 

Because they all want higher speeds to download their porn, obviously. It's all about the smut.

 

Why do you do twitter?

 

No conceivable reason. I signed up to it, followed a few celebrities, then, BAM, addiction. It doesn't give me anything in return, there's no effort involved but I can't stop popping a little non-sequiter in there every other day.

 

And I may not have been 100% serious with the porn thing btw.

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You couldn't be bothered to put the report on here Parky? How lazy and inconsiderate are you?

 

I shall tweet on this later, mark my words that the 3 followers of mine will judge you most harshly!

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You couldn't be bothered to put the report on here Parky? How lazy and inconsiderate are you?

 

I shall tweet on this later, mark my words that the 3 followers of mine will judge you most harshly!

 

2 of them are your fat sistahs isn't it? :unsure:

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it is rubbish.

 

Facebook is much better.

 

also annoys me when people called it a social networking site.

It isn't!

 

Its more of a instant blog site... ie: where you find out what celebs/people you are interested it are doing.

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it is rubbish.

 

Facebook is much better.

 

also annoys me when people called it a social networking site.

It isn't!

 

Its more of a instant blog site... ie: where you find out what celebs/people you are interested it are doing.

 

Facebook is pretty shit as well.

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it is rubbish.

 

Facebook is much better.

 

also annoys me when people called it a social networking site.

It isn't!

 

Its more of a instant blog site... ie: where you find out what celebs/people you are interested it are doing.

 

Facebook is pretty shit as well.

:rolleyes: Yep.

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