donaldstott 0 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Man knocked on my door last night wearing a pair of these: I looked at him and thought it might by a lad from down the street, but I wasn't sure. He couldn't see me cos of the springs, it was only when he took the glasses off that he realised he'd knocked on the wrong house. Eeejit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Congrats... Sorry thought this was puds thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 That's how I met mrs Hips. I opened the front door, some 20-odd years ago, to find some drunken sot in a state of collapse. Soooo, being a good Christian, I took her in. She now has her own 'flat' in the basement, with shower and all manner of means to keep her entertained during those long hours when I'm not visiting her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Living in town, the most common things I find at my door are piss, puke and squashed takeaways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13883 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 There's a new bar in Chester-Le-Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My joke was relevant to the thread. Poor show Tom, poor show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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