Gary Neville 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Two of Necastles biggest stars to start the north run. Shit loads of geordies turning out to meet ant and dec. I think its a shame that Ant and Dec can be the biggest stars of any city. I told me yank mate of this and he said "Who the fuck are ant and dec?" Can anyone name me a worldwide star from Newcastle? shame for a city come on Newcastle produce someone its a fucking joke right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5996 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 (edited) Sting (50million albums sold with the Police) and Brian Johnson (49million Back in Black albums sold alone) might have something to say about that like! Edited September 9, 2010 by Kid Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Two of Necastles biggest stars to start the north run. Shit loads of geordies turning out to meet ant and dec. I think its a shame that Ant and Dec can be the biggest stars of any city. I told me yank mate of this and he said "Who the fuck are ant and dec?" Can anyone name me a worldwide star from Newcastle? shame for a city come on Newcastle produce someone its a fucking joke right now. JSA: £56 Friends: 0 Convictions: 2 Grans purse thefts: 8 Life expectancy: 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Sting and Brian Johnson might have something to say about that like! Can't believe you gave an answer. Well then again it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Two of Necastles biggest stars to start the north run. Shit loads of geordies turning out to meet ant and dec. I think its a shame that Ant and Dec can be the biggest stars of any city. I told me yank mate of this and he said "Who the fuck are ant and dec?" Can anyone name me a worldwide star from Newcastle? shame for a city come on Newcastle produce someone its a fucking joke right now. JSA: £56 Friends: 0 Convictions: 2 Grans purse thefts: 8 Life expectancy: 54 They should make Scouse Dole Scum Top Trumps like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Neville 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh i forgot sting (only made it big in UK). He should of started of the run not ant and dec ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Scouser walks into the D.S.S. and says: "I've just been offered a Blow Job, If I take it will it affect my benefit claim?" _____________________________________________________ Q: Define confusion A: Fathers day in Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5996 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Sting and Brian Johnson might have something to say about that like! Can't believe you gave an answer. Well then again it's you. Why don't you distract him with some attendance stats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Neville 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 and who the fuck is Brian Johnson???????????????????? by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34990 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Ideally we'd have got someone off babestation to handle this, but we haven't got a slut big enough to compete with yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Neville 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 Scouser walks into the D.S.S. and says: "I've just been offered a Blow Job, If I take it will it affect my benefit claim?" _____________________________________________________ Q: Define confusion A: Fathers day in Liverpool Funny that mate may use that on stage. I'm on the boats this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Sting and Brian Johnson might have something to say about that like! Can't believe you gave an answer. Well then again it's you. Why don't you distract him with some attendance stats? How would that distract him you noise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5996 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh i forgot sting (only made it big in UK). He should of started of the run not ant and dec ffs. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...f-marathon.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14112 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Porn star moustaches: 1 Wreaths left at tragedy sites this month: 37 Calm down: 2 Nobody else playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Porn star moustaches: 1Wreaths left at tragedy sites this month: 37 Calm down: 2 Nobody else playing? Broken homes as child: 1 Houses in street broken in to in last five years: 14 Amount of times refered to as "that boring cunt" this year: 57 Taxi's legged it from: 5 Take aways eaten this month: 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Neville 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 Oh i forgot sting (only made it big in UK). He should of started of the run not ant and dec ffs. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...f-marathon.html Cant look at that link the council of Liverpool banned it. Its like geordies searching Gazza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16838 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Cant one of the mods just ban the cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38939 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Minutes silence held in past hour- 6 Benefit scams currently paying-37 References to John, Paul, George and Ringpiece. - 45 p/hr Pictures of Holy Father sold on Market stall - 7,500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Neville 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Author Share Posted September 9, 2010 Cant one of the mods just ban the cunt? Kophead here already been banned. Anyone bans I'll open a new account for me fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Porn star moustaches: 1Wreaths left at tragedy sites this month: 37 Calm down: 2 Nobody else playing? Broken homes as child: 1 Houses in street broken in to in last five years: 14 Amount of times refered to as "that boring cunt" this year: 57 Taxi's legged it from: 5 Take aways eaten this month: 14 Games attended without a ticket: 15 Pin badges: 25,256 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Love how Scousers still get high and mighty about the Sun but didn't seem to kick up a fuss when Steeeevie Geeeee serialised his autobiography in the NOTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 It's one big Scotswood everyone knows it's true. I bet the government wish deep down they could give it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 told you he was kock head.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Number of references made to Hillsborough: ∞ Number of references made to Heysel: 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 9, 2010 Share Posted September 9, 2010 Number of references made to Hillsborough: ∞Number of references made to Heysel: 0 Numbers of letters sent to Boris Johnson: 4518 Number of letters of apology sent to Juventus FC: 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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