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Kevin Carr's Gloves
12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

We had a match last night against a local quarry

 

We beat them 2-1 on aggregate

So it should be at a local quarry then 

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Dr Gloom
On 06/12/2023 at 08:51, RobinRobin said:

Fuck's sake.  Not even MF and Gloom would go there.

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i would :lol:

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Holden McGroin
2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

We had a match last night against a local quarry

 

We beat them 2-1 on aggregate

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Dazzler
3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

We had a match last night against a local quarry

 

We beat them 2-1 on aggregate

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RobinRobin

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.

Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

🙂 

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wykikitoon

The wife says shes leaving me because of my obsession with crosswords.

 

 Its ok though, im not two down..

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Toonpack
On 08/12/2023 at 07:06, wykikitoon said:

We had a match last night against a local quarry

 

We beat them 2-1 on aggregate

 

Ref got slated by all accounts

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Toonpack

Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back.

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Holden McGroin
2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

The wife says shes leaving me because of my obsession with crosswords.

 

 Its ok though, im not two down..

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Dazzler
5 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back.

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Monkeys Fist
9 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back.

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Dr Gloom
On 11/12/2023 at 08:59, Toonpack said:

Was Christmas shopping in the toy shop on Saturday, had to ask where the terminator toys were, they were in aisle B back.

 

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Monkeys Fist

Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic…

 

David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. 
Bing says

” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died”

Bowie says

” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!”

 

BC - “ A rubber bum pump?”

 

DB - “ A rubber bum pump!”

 

Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you and get fucked. 

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The Fish
12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic…

 

David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. 
Bing says

” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died”

Bowie says

” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!”

 

BC - “ A rubber bum pump?”

 

DB - “ A rubber bum pump!”

 

Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you and get fucked. 

No Thank You Work GIF by Offline Granny!

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Dazzler
23 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic…

 

David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. 
Bing says

” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died”

Bowie says

” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!”

 

BC - “ A rubber bum pump?”

 

DB - “ A rubber bum pump!”

 

Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you and get fucked. 

suicide GIF

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RobinRobin
13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Since it’s been Christmas for the last two months, time to roll out a festive classic…

 

David Bowie bumps in to Bing Crosby in heaven, and suggests they sing Little Drummer Boy for the angels and shit. 
Bing says

” I’d love to David, but I’m having trouble with my inflatable arsehole I had fitted just before I died”

Bowie says

” No worries Bing I’ve got just the thing!”

 

BC - “ A rubber bum pump?”

 

DB - “ A rubber bum pump!”

 

Both- “ A rubber bum pump”. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you and get fucked. 

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wykikitoon

I asked 100 women what their favourite brand of shampoo was, and the top answer was "GET OUT OF MY SHOWER"

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Dazzler
2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I asked 100 women what their favourite brand of shampoo was, and the top answer was "GET OUT OF MY SHOWER"

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Monkeys Fist
2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I asked 100 women what their favourite brand of shampoo was, and the top answer was "GET OUT OF MY SHOWER"

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Dazzler

At some point I'm going to be given counselling from work the amount of times I've searched "suicide" or "kill myself" on various GIF sites :lol:

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