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27 minutes ago, Wardi said:

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

 

He sold his soul to Santa.

You read that in the Maltravieso cave?

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17 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Fuck's sake.  Not even MF and Gloom would go there.

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14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common?


If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it’s gone.

Okay, spoke too soon :smile:

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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. 

 

“This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.”

 

Me: “where’s the fifth one?”

 

“Cinq.”

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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. 

 

“This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.”

 

Me: “where’s the fifth one?”

 

“Cinq.”

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4 hours ago, Dazzler said:

How do you get 100 babies in a bucket?

 

With a blender.

 

How do you get them out again?

 

Doritos.

Difference between a bucket of baby guts and a bucket of sand?

 

 

Can’t gargle sand. 

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