ewerk 26793 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? Brcause 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10139 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? Brcause 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? Brcause 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39160 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? Brcause 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too. Look up Terryology in the personal life bit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5822 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 36 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Look up Terryology in the personal life bit The bit after Terryology got a bit dark 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9457 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 12 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? Brcause 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27515 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2222 Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 My neighbour's front garden has completely vanished. He's outside now, looking forlorn. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7071 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2222 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Archaeologists digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Hazelnuts. They believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2222 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Paddy says to Mick, “I can’t remember the name of that historical Greek film that Brad Pitt was in?” “Troy” said Mick. Paddy replied “I feckin’ am, but I still can’t remember!” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2222 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 A sign of the times is that a lot of elderly people have to continue working. This old guy went for an interview: Human Resource interviewer, “What would you say is your main weakness?” Elderly man, “Honesty.” Human Resource interviewer, “Honesty? I don’t think that’s a weakness.” Elderly man, “I don’t give a fuck what you think.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2222 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 My girlfriend thinks that I’m a stalker. Well, she’s not exactly my girlfriend yet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3278 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27515 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: Archaeologists digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Hazelnuts. They believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39160 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 The King is visiting Scotland on a cold January day and goes into a butcher's. He's perusing the meat counter while the butcher sits on the radiator. "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?" he asks. "No sir, I'm just warming my haunds" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39160 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 I was at the pool earlier and needed a pee. Thought I'll just go up the deep end and do it. But the life guard still caught me. Fucker blew his whistle that loud I nearly fell in. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20137 Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27515 Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39160 Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 I've just got a gig as the triangle player in a Reggae band. Piece of piss tbh , I just stand at the back and ting. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 90 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 The coastguard are reporting that a ship carrying red paint has been involved in a collision with another ship containing blue paint. Both sets of crew are said to be marooned. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39160 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 42 minutes ago, Wardi said: The coastguard are reporting that a ship carrying red paint has been involved in a collision with another ship containing blue paint. Both sets of crew are said to be marooned. A lorry carrying 10,000 terrapins has crashed on the A189 at Ashington. It’s said to be turtle carnage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3278 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30761 Posted November 22, 2023 Share Posted November 22, 2023 Turtle shite , more like 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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