Guest Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 This is a bit dire the random shit anyways lads if it is some new kid to the forum no need for the low tone eh. Easy for a non UK tax payer to say It's well known i'm from Belfast, yet again making you a spastic in another thread, and just to cheer you up even more Skidmark, i'm working as a specialist programmer for the government. mmmmm lovely skidmark taxes paying me an extortionate rate. (if you paid them that is, i doubt you do being a waster) It's not that well known though is it, you're too insignificant for many people to know that. I don't really care if my taxes pay your wage if it is a wage and not a hand out, I'm even less pissed off about the fact that you spend said wages on liquid cooling your PCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9017 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I think it's a baby, Monkeys fist. You should write for John Bishop, you little Onanist. Well, someone should, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I think it's a baby, Monkeys fist. You should write for John Bishop, you little Onanist. Well, someone should, anyway. He is getting a bit long in the tooth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 This is a bit dire the random shit anyways lads if it is some new kid to the forum no need for the low tone eh. Easy for a non UK tax payer to say It's well known i'm from Belfast, yet again making you a spastic in another thread, and just to cheer you up even more Skidmark, i'm working as a specialist programmer for the government. mmmmm lovely skidmark taxes paying me an extortionate rate. (if you paid them that is, i doubt you do being a waster) It's not that well known though is it, you're too insignificant for many people to know that. I don't really care if my taxes pay your wage if it is a wage and not a hand out, I'm even less pissed off about the fact that you spend said wages on liquid cooling your PCs Oh i piss away my wages no end but then again doing all that and being a bit of a nerd has put me in the position to get enough that it doesn't effect me if i spend £300 on the case of a pc let alone the components thankfully. It's well known enough if you've been around these forums for any length of time tbh You definitely Irish? You remind me of a Harry enfield character with a midlands accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 A junior season ticket on the U18 section will cost you £1,500 English Pounds. it cant cost that much? thought they where about 300 quid? Quite a range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 A junior season ticket on the U18 section will cost you £1,500 English Pounds. it cant cost that much? thought they where about 300 quid? Quite a range. I was taking the piss Kenneth For a change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 You know you're not funny when somebody who's username is named after Brian Fantana's right testicle doesn't understand your sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Honest Kevin, your talents are wasted here. Clicky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 See what I'm getting at here folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Who's the father of this baby? Is he a paedo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Aye right enough, if hes 16 he should be doing time as we speak. If he's 15 is he old enough to be spouting milk from his chopper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 A junior season ticket on the U18 section will cost you £1,500 English Pounds. it cant cost that much? thought they where about 300 quid? Quite a range. I was taking the piss Kenneth For a change You & kev have been whooshed Fisty. 'Quite a range' is an old-skool toontastic in-joke from a gold thread on the old board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 707 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 How are you pregnant then? how do you think? Za za! What is zaza? Cracks me up whenever I see it, but if it's a reference to something, I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 A junior season ticket on the U18 section will cost you £1,500 English Pounds. it cant cost that much? thought they where about 300 quid? Quite a range. I was taking the piss Kenneth For a change You & kev have been whooshed Fisty. 'Quite a range' is an old-skool toontastic in-joke from a gold thread on the old board. Well boil my bollocks! Give us a clue then? What's the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Found it! Sophie? You cernt btw Dr. Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 How are you pregnant then? how do you think? Za za! What is zaza? Cracks me up whenever I see it, but if it's a reference to something, I don't get it. A story about an ex-player, forget who now, who was a bit of a sarcy fecker. He'd come out with something, then pause, and add "zaza" at the end. I'll see if I can find the link as it explains it much better than I can. Za za Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatonlass95 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 I know a couple that would happily purchase one for you and a friend of your choice, in the most expensive area In exchange for your baby. yeah, like id do that. Be a few bottles of blue pop, a 'maccyD' n 10 Lambaaats thrown in ? why you being nasty? Whens your sprog due? In about a months time Hope all goes well. Do you know what you're having? yeah im having a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I know a couple that would happily purchase one for you and a friend of your choice, in the most expensive area In exchange for your baby. yeah, like id do that. Be a few bottles of blue pop, a 'maccyD' n 10 Lambaaats thrown in ? why you being nasty? Whens your sprog due? In about a months time Hope all goes well. Do you know what you're having? yeah im having a girl Are you gonna give her a proper name?? Nothing chav like Chardonay,Jordan,princess or name her after the latest big brother winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Are you gonna give her a proper name?? Nothing chav like Chardonay,Jordan,princess or name her after the latest big brother winner I heard some wifey (think it was the grandma, as she was with a younger woman and the kid) call a little girl Delores, yesterday. DELORES???? :D :o :o I thought to myself, fuckin' DELORES??? :o :o Then the lady abbreviated it to 'Dolly', and I thought that was really cute :) Nice :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Are you gonna give her a proper name?? Nothing chav like Chardonay,Jordan,princess or name her after the latest big brother winner I heard some wifey (think it was the grandma, as she was with a younger woman and the kid) call a little girl Delores, yesterday. DELORES???? :D :o :o I thought to myself, fuckin' DELORES??? :o :o Then the lady abbreviated it to 'Dolly', and I thought that was really cute :) Nice :) Some people don't think when they lumber a kid with a daft name, the poor fucker has to go through life with it. Imagine when they grow up and ask how they got their name.............well Kenzie there was this programme called celebrity big brother,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 A story about an ex-player, forget who now, who was a bit of a sarcy fecker. Paul Kitson. Za za. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38842 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 A story about an ex-player, forget who now, who was a bit of a sarcy fecker. Paul Kitson. Za za. That's the bastard! Cheers Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 A story about an ex-player, forget who now, who was a bit of a sarcy fecker. Paul Kitson. Za za. That's the bastard! Cheers Kitman No worries. I'm fighting the urge to put za za at the end of every post now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Found it! Sophie? You cernt btw Dr. Ken It started well before that. There was a thread on the old toon-chat board about buying a combi-boiler or something, that's where it originated. That 'Bizarre' thread is superb tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatonlass95 0 Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 I know a couple that would happily purchase one for you and a friend of your choice, in the most expensive area In exchange for your baby. yeah, like id do that. Be a few bottles of blue pop, a 'maccyD' n 10 Lambaaats thrown in ? why you being nasty? Whens your sprog due? In about a months time Hope all goes well. Do you know what you're having? yeah im having a girl Are you gonna give her a proper name?? Nothing chav like Chardonay,Jordan,princess or name her after the latest big brother winner havent thought yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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