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Some large part of Murphy must've wanted to have a go himself but his better instincts prevailed because he knows he can't finish his dinner. Our defending was...unique today. I'd be interested in seeing the xG because Spurs missed an absolute hatful, several of which we wrapped up nicely for them. They'll never be this poor again. We need to toughen up and right quick because this side is playing like a shadow of the NUFC from the past two seasons.

We should've been out of sight btw, if Isak had just passed before Dragostei din tei brought him down.

Nobody could look at this game and think we need Murphy. Barnes was having a stormer despite being kicked and pulled up and down the pitch.

I think if everyone's fit, Kelly doesn't get a game, and Hall was agreed last season.

Anita was absolute dogshit but at least he was (ostensibly) a first-team player. We've bought nobody for the first team and have instead dredged up an ancient relic, signed a fifth-choice keeper that nobody wants and who in all likelihood will never appear in our colours, and brought in a covering CB on a free. PSR or no PSR it is an abject failure.

Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner on Marc Guehi: "I can confirm [he will remain a Palace player]. It was never really in doubt. Congrats to Crystal Palace, to the chairman, to the owners that they didn't give in especially after the transfer of Joachim Andersen it was very important that Marc stays. "Congrats" to the club and owners? Smallest of small-time thinking.

We've seen this play before, I'm just saying that I remember the ending.

We will get nowt, tensions worsen between Eddie and the new supervisory bozos until he walks in November with us in 9th.

Kinnear derby klaxon!

Another home draw for Man U, astonishing. I am shocked I say, shocked!

His play was fine, I mean he doesn’t seem himself. Flat, expressionless, no emotion when he scored a critical penalty.

“Best I can do is Liverpool away.”

Scraped by again. Embarrassment avoided, cracks papered over. But there’s no way this squad is going to accomplish Howe’s objectives this season. We’ve been poor in all three games so far with only a penalty lottery and VAR shenanigans keeping any gloss on the results. Gordon didn’t look right again. There’s being knackered from Southgate’s training methods, and there’s whatever Gordon is experiencing now. His whole affect is wrong. Tonali was the silver lining tonight, he was class. Just as well because Willock may be crocked yet again.

I’m not sure breakfast was your best line of attack. Look familiar?

Have to elect GTFO, I’m afraid. The bar doesn’t look kindly on people who take creep shots. You’ll just have to imagine the sea of mamacitas currently in my field of vision.