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  1. Europe --- In or Out

    Same thing goes on here. Trump hasn't delivered on probably 75% of the bullshit he promised (I'm not even counting the stuff he never had any intention of doing, like the Muslim registry or throwing Hillary in jail.) Bring this up to one of his cultists? "The Democrats have been obstructing, it's all their fault, blah blah blah horseshit." Same play, different country.
  2. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Corbyn has increased his standing in my eyes. Anyone who can get this thin-skinned prick's chins to quiver in pudding-like indignation can't be all bad. Mean old Jezza said nasty things about you, does baby need his bottle? Bless.
  3. Politics

    A stretched neck, with any luck.
  4. mackem messageboard gold

    Nobody's bothered about your life story you sister-fucking mutant. Off you pop back to League One. When you've a player some fucker has heard of, you can come back on here.
  5. Europe --- In or Out

    Well said. During the campaign we (I mean you, but you know what I mean) were told repeatedly that No Deal would never happen and there was going to be a cracking deal and anything else was pure Project Fear (utter scum phrase, by the way.) So anyone who voted Leave did so under that pretense. That doesn't even get into the myriad other lies that Leave told, but that is The Big One as far as I'm concerned. Trying to equate 2016 Leave with 2018-2019 literally drive the Union and the economy off a cliff no-deal insanity is just another right-wing rhetorical trick. It may fool the masses, but it hasn't and won't fool Parliament.
  6. Europe --- In or Out

    What majority does he plan to use to get that passed? 21 rebels are having the whip withdrawn tonight. The Tories didn't have a majority to start with and now they're underwater. The opposition could actually simply and bluntly refuse to let this government fall, take control of the Parliamentary agenda, and run the Commons without the Tory party.
  7. Ashley's United V Lesta League Cup 2nd Round

    Cha-lar Ser-yewnjew. Umlauts in the surname have a weird pronunciation that I can't really convey in text.
  8. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    Hayden looks every inch a Championship player again, all the improvement he made under Rafa is gone with the wind. Not to single him out in particular, everyone has been rubbish today and the players look like they are barely aware of what a formation is, let alone which we're meant to be playing. It's OK though, our Geordie manager and crocked Geordie striker are all that us Geordies care about. EDIT: Oh do fuck off.
  9. Everton

    I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Are you a Liverpool FC supporter? Liverpool are a pretty great side, aye. Class win yesterday, really showed they've lost none of their ruthlessness. Actually I watched a video analysis of Newcastle's chances of finishing above Liverpool. Here's the link if you're interested.
  10. New chant me and my pals trying to get going on sunday

    I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy.
  11. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Christ
  12. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    That wouldn't make business sense, and as we all know Mike is a business genius and a football genius as well.
  13. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Another attempt from Fatso to rub it in our faces. "All right Keith, have a few bullshit rumours leaked that we're in talks with some progressive manager from the Continent. No, I don't have any fackin' idea who, just Google it, you caant. Drag it out long enough for them to start believing and then have Brucey unveiled. Priceless! I can't wait to see their norvern mankey faces!"
  14. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Pound foolish and penny foolish as well. Let the best manager since Robson go for free having given him nothing to spend on players - pay 4m for Steve Bruce (and might as well earmark his severance pay now for when he's sacked in March) and fund his rebuilding of a depleted squad bereft of quality or leadership. This is 100% to spite us. There is no way even Mike Ashley thinks this is good business sense. It is purely to get one back at us for singing nasty songs and loving Rafa so much.
  15. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    We turned against Peter fucking Beardsley when he became an Ashley arselicker, why in the fuck did this moron think Shola, Carver and Kevin Nolan would be more highly venerated than an actual club legend? Shola is employed by the club now, so he's tainted, and the chuckle bros Carver and Nolan are failed managers in giz-a-job mode so they'll also mouth anything that they think will get them work (not to mention, they probably both correctly reckon that this is the only PL club fucked up enough to consider employing them.) They can all get to fuck. It is impossible to be loyal to NUFC and defend Ashley. Anyone who purports to do so is lying.

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