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  1. Big Bad Wolves V Brucie's Little Lambs

    So you're not taking the bet?
  2. Cabbage Heed Halfwits v Rochdale's Groomers

    So League One isn't even his level. It's hard to believe how awful Joelinton was today. He was outclassed by a 40-year-old. When Fernandez sent it back across goal he was standing stock-still at the penalty spot, waiting for Godot. I almost feel bad for him. It's not his fault we (maybe) blew 40m on a complete donkey.
  3. Merry Christmas!

    Fuck, man, some of the Christmas tits in this thread are nearly enough to convert me to Christianity. Hallelujah, happy birthday baby Jesus, and a merry one to all of you from across the ocean.
  4. Terrorism

    If you told someone "right, come up with a person who embodies the very worst of Britain", it would be that human shitstain, Godfrey Bloom. He is every shitty fucking stereotype of an old, shriveled, Empire-loving, England for the English racist provincial cunt. He isn't even a Tory. The Tories don't want him. The fucking UKIP don't want him. Nobody could stand to be around him for more than 10 seconds, because he'll spend half of it breathing Carling fumes in your face (leering down your shirt if you are a woman) and the other half going on about "the war."
  5. Europe --- In or Out

    Same thing goes on here. Trump hasn't delivered on probably 75% of the bullshit he promised (I'm not even counting the stuff he never had any intention of doing, like the Muslim registry or throwing Hillary in jail.) Bring this up to one of his cultists? "The Democrats have been obstructing, it's all their fault, blah blah blah horseshit." Same play, different country.
  6. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Corbyn has increased his standing in my eyes. Anyone who can get this thin-skinned prick's chins to quiver in pudding-like indignation can't be all bad. Mean old Jezza said nasty things about you, does baby need his bottle? Bless.
  7. Politics

    A stretched neck, with any luck.
  8. mackem messageboard gold

    Nobody's bothered about your life story you sister-fucking mutant. Off you pop back to League One. When you've a player some fucker has heard of, you can come back on here.
  9. Europe --- In or Out

    Well said. During the campaign we (I mean you, but you know what I mean) were told repeatedly that No Deal would never happen and there was going to be a cracking deal and anything else was pure Project Fear (utter scum phrase, by the way.) So anyone who voted Leave did so under that pretense. That doesn't even get into the myriad other lies that Leave told, but that is The Big One as far as I'm concerned. Trying to equate 2016 Leave with 2018-2019 literally drive the Union and the economy off a cliff no-deal insanity is just another right-wing rhetorical trick. It may fool the masses, but it hasn't and won't fool Parliament.
  10. Europe --- In or Out

    What majority does he plan to use to get that passed? 21 rebels are having the whip withdrawn tonight. The Tories didn't have a majority to start with and now they're underwater. The opposition could actually simply and bluntly refuse to let this government fall, take control of the Parliamentary agenda, and run the Commons without the Tory party.
  11. Ashley's United V Lesta League Cup 2nd Round

    Cha-lar Ser-yewnjew. Umlauts in the surname have a weird pronunciation that I can't really convey in text.
  12. Delia's Dick Suckers V Bruce's Barmy Brigade

    Hayden looks every inch a Championship player again, all the improvement he made under Rafa is gone with the wind. Not to single him out in particular, everyone has been rubbish today and the players look like they are barely aware of what a formation is, let alone which we're meant to be playing. It's OK though, our Geordie manager and crocked Geordie striker are all that us Geordies care about. EDIT: Oh do fuck off.
  13. Everton

    I'm sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you. Are you a Liverpool FC supporter? Liverpool are a pretty great side, aye. Class win yesterday, really showed they've lost none of their ruthlessness. Actually I watched a video analysis of Newcastle's chances of finishing above Liverpool. Here's the link if you're interested.
  14. New chant me and my pals trying to get going on sunday

    I don't think you'll be able to sing very well with Mike Ashley's cock down your throat. Might go a little more like "mmmmmm mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmmmm." Not quite as catchy.
  15. Transfer gossip 2019/20

    Christ

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