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As I live and fucking breathe I never thought we'd see the back of him. Been at graft all day, saw a BBC headline. Don't think it's sunk in yet. We are now the richest club on the entire planet Earth. Newcastle United, you fucking mad club. Where the fuck's my Coca-Cola, #cans it is!

Only read about it, never seen the footage, so thanks for that. Mental game, if you want to call it that. Odds on Warnock being Fat Mike's next port of call after Bruce bungles this season and gets the piss ripped out of him by 52k angry fans? He'd be a perfect fit.

p.s. Anyone care to speculate on what the burgers at the SoL might be made out of? Did it neigh or maybe meow while it was alive?

4th season in League One and owned by a chancer, a squad full of players nee fucker has ever heard of, but it's all right, as the stadium grub-peddlers heat up his cheese until it's "quite melted." Talk about the lap of luxury, you can guarantee none of the barcode stadium lads heat up cheese on a cheeseburger.

Amateur explosives engineering?

A huge share of the blame has to fall on Southgate, that was very poorly managed and our shootout lineup was a disaster. Italy were the better team in the match overall and they deserved to win, so congratulations. If we'd gone after their ageing centerbacks in extra time instead of waiting for penalties and sitting back, this match could've had a different outcome.

Sancho on for Phillips, he's been knackered for the last 10-15 minutes at least. Southgate blatantly playing for a shootout now. That's bad form, we can win this.

Barely had a kick that entire half, it's time for Southgate to prove his credentials now. Grealish needs to be on I should think, Mount can come off.

We certainly do like, who's been better? Apart from a brilliant free-kick Denmark offered nothing. We were the better team all ends up.

That had been coming. We look all at sea, the goal needs to be not to concede again before halftime.

Shaw's delivery has been immense tonight like. As usual Kane only turns up against the weaker sides.

Get the fuck in!!

Operation: Bore the Germans Into Complacency, success.

They took him out and shot him at half-time, nobody's noticed yet though, least of all him.

No, no, this is going perfectly to plan. Another 15 minutes of this and Low will fall asleep, then Southgate can make any switches he needs.