acrossthepond

They seem to have made a fundamental error in their placement of Liverpool....

Roight, you've had your biggest match of the season now, and on TV as well! Bless. Now your club's moment in the spotlight is over, so run along back to obscurity and be thankful for the home point you managed. Adama Traores to ashes, Dohertys to dust, nonces to nothing.

Odds that the Mackem Wolf or whatever the fuck his name is will be on here giving it the big one after his amazing, totally not a tinpot goal-music-playing nothing of a club secured an incredible draw against the mighty Mags courtesy of some 96th minute cheating?

He fucking was, so I'd hope so. What a load of horseshit.

Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. 4 minutes was bullshit, Almiron was chopped into bits there in the end, extra time added on for exactly nothing, arms and hands all over Dubravka at the end. A symphony of fucking shite from a fradulent ref.

Literally no-one cares what you think. Your club is an irrelevancy. Your city is a chemical shithole. Your own mam, when you bother her with your stinking patter, goes "That's noice pet" while thinking "does this cunt never poipe down?"

A jammy win here courtesy of some diabolical refereeing and you've giving it the billy big bollocks. You've at least got a chairman who knows how to please the fans, though - since promotion he's spent 1m for every one of them. p.s. Wolverhampton is a chemical blister on the ass-cheek of a Hiroshima survivor.

Perez regularly plays on the wing. We'll be fine. Murphy appears so rarely anyway, and Aarons even less than him.

Notice the total lack of mention given to breaking the club's transfer record.

That was Samaras. I'm a little disappointed to read that it sounds like that deal is falling through, we're short of quality in the middle. Hayden is rubbish, Shelvey has been far more miss than hit this season, Diame's been off the boil as well, Ki's return is unknown...we could do with a bit of experience and craft in central midfield. Only the emergence of Longstaff as a credible option has been keeping our midfield afloat. We would've ended up playing Atsu or Ritchie in CM without him.

Who would look at that fucking plum and go "That's the man we need to solve our goalscoring problems"? Oh right, McClaren did. Thank God that never went through.

Seeing is believing. We might get one of those loan players in. I'll look a fool after declaring a few hours ago that signing Almiron is a 0% chance but that's how I still feel. He'll show up at the training ground and knack his fucking ankle or something and the deal will be off.

Inevitably in a position we do not actually need anyone in. Maybe another centre-half, that'd be brill.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and put that chance at 0%, retroactive to the first time we were linked with him. There will be no outlay on permanent deals. We might get a loan. Maybe.

More than Rafa's got in his entire time as manager, I'd wager.