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.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

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  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

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I wish someone would tell me why Luque didn't get at least 10 mins on sat.

 

Never mind the 'team playing well' or 'Sherla doing good', Luque cost £9m and MUST be able to handle pressure and MUST be able to get to grips with a game, regardless of how it's going.

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  snakehips said:
  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

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I wish someone would tell me why Luque didn't get at least 10 mins on sat.

 

Never mind the 'team playing well' or 'Sherla doing good', Luque cost £9m and MUST be able to handle pressure and MUST be able to get to grips with a game, regardless of how it's going.

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Maybe he needs to go to pub quiz's to get a feel for Souness' team talks:

 

'Whom do i mean when i say, just lump it up to the big man?'

 

'Which part of the team should get neck ache watching the ball? Multiple choice lads. a) Defence, ;) MIDFIELD or c) The Big Man'

 

'Who, and be careful how you answer, is THE FUCKING PRICK NOW?'

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  ChocChip said:
  snakehips said:
  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

67631[/snapback]

 

I wish someone would tell me why Luque didn't get at least 10 mins on sat.

 

Never mind the 'team playing well' or 'Sherla doing good', Luque cost £9m and MUST be able to handle pressure and MUST be able to get to grips with a game, regardless of how it's going.

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Maybe he needs to go to pub quiz's to get a feel for Souness' team talks:

 

'Whom do i mean when i say, just lump it up to the big man?'

 

'Which part of the team should get neck ache watching the ball? Multiple choice lads. a) Defence, ;) MIDFIELD or c) The Big Man'

 

'Who, and be careful how you answer, is THE FUCKING PRICK NOW?'

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*Spanish accent*

 

Waat ees dees 'prropa playa' theeng??

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  snakehips said:
  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

67631[/snapback]

 

I wish someone would tell me why Luque didn't get at least 10 mins on sat.

 

Never mind the 'team playing well' or 'Sherla doing good', Luque cost £9m and MUST be able to handle pressure and MUST be able to get to grips with a game, regardless of how it's going.

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Because he's shit, and it's already been decided the date and fee when he'll leave

 

 

(don't ya know ;) )

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  Shearergol said:
  snakehips said:
  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

67631[/snapback]

 

I wish someone would tell me why Luque didn't get at least 10 mins on sat.

 

Never mind the 'team playing well' or 'Sherla doing good', Luque cost £9m and MUST be able to handle pressure and MUST be able to get to grips with a game, regardless of how it's going.

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Because he's shit, and it's already been decided the date and fee when he'll leave

 

 

(don't you know ;) )

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No I didn't! LM didn't pm me!

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  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

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Cocaine, seeing as it's the Corner House, allegedly.

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  alex said:
  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

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Cocaine, seeing as it's the Corner House, allegedly.

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And Wacky's in tow! ;)

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  Baron von Fat said:
(posting in the same thread as alreetlike for the first time in AGES)

 

I love a good pub quiz.  It's a shame no NYC pubs have adopted this practice.

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Try here ---> http://www.menupages.com/restaurantdetails...restaurantid=32

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  Zathras said:
  Baron von Fat said:
(posting in the same thread as alreetlike for the first time in AGES)

 

I love a good pub quiz.  It's a shame no NYC pubs have adopted this practice.

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Try here ---> http://www.menupages.com/restaurantdetails...restaurantid=32

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I've been there. I always get a little put off when I'm in a british style pub that's known for its nachos.

 

Never been for the quiz though, thanks.

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  Baron von Fat said:
  DotBum said:
  Smooth Operator said:
A Spaniard, a Peruvian and a dwarf walk in to a bar...

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I'm still waiting for the punchline tbh.

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... Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

 

It's the bit in the middle I'm not too sure of.

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Seeing as HF as just watched 'The Aristocrats' I reckon we should give him the honour of filling the middle bit.

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  Smooth Operator said:
.....in the Corner House on the Coast Road last night.

 

A lass i work with was there last night with her boyfriend and Nobby & Albert walked in got a drink and asked the barmaid if the quiz was on. Apparently they were accopanied by a funny looking small geezer (reports this was Wacky Jnr are unconfirmed). On being told the quiz wasn't on last night they promptly left the John Barrass run establishment.

 

I wonder what a Spaniard and a Peruvian would score in a pub quiz!?

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Them two shouldn't be drinking, they've got important matches coming up. Looks like I'll have to torch the fucka again

:lol:

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