Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 (edited) Due to the severity of the verbal arse raping our resident liar has received over the past couple of days I can't help feeling that for the benefit of himself and the board that our twatful taxi driver deserves a name change for his consistent lies and wriggling he's performed since signing up here. If he's not lying about his football opinions he's lying about how much weight he's lost or what he's had for his tea and it seems over the past couple of days that some of our more respectable posters (Team nasty) have had enough and taken him to task over this, and rightly so imo. This sort of behaviour can not and will not be tolerated on Toontastic. Of course his natural reaction to this was to deny, deny, lie and wriggle but we all know the craic. I feel for his own benefit and to give him a chance of resuming a half normal existence on this forum that he needs a name change, I hope you feel the selection I have chosen are suitable replacements for what can only be described as a shit user name anyway. Edited June 7, 2011 by Jusoda Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Can I suggest Fletcher Reede? Lead character from Liar Liar, shit film, shit new name, seems about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Or Jimmy Hoffa, who also had a run in with nasty teamsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Very charitable of you Wacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2336 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 If we're throwing suggestions into the ring, I'll go with 'J-oak Tree', clever eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Oh dear Wacky / jusoda / Dopey / bashfull........Ive hurt you bad, im sorry. Cant even remember what I did. But your stalking is impressive. If the mods want to ban me then let them do it. The moment my name changes my postings will stop so same result. The bottom liner is I crack on about how I feel about things at that moment in time. You however have nothing of interest to say about Newcastle and occasionally post the odd one liner attacking me or J69. I imagine that you are married however having a very small penis and not being able to satisfy your dwarf wife, you come on here taking out your sexual frustration instead. What do I know. Pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 And there we go. Total Meltdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 (edited) Oh dear Wacky / jusoda / Dopey / bashfull........Ive hurt you bad, im sorry. Cant even remember what I did. But your stalking is impressive. If the mods want to ban me then let them do it. The moment my name changes my postings will stop so same result. The bottom liner is I crack on about how I feel about things at that moment in time. You however have nothing of interest to say about Newcastle and occasionally post the odd one liner attacking me or J69. I imagine that you are married however having a very small penis and not being able to satisfy your dwarf wife, you come on here taking out your sexual frustration instead. What do I know. Pissed Classic attempt at a power shift the bit in bold mind, your powerless here if the truth be known. If your name was to be changed you could have no complaints, you're a Walter Mitty mate, take it in your stride and carry on. And btw you have all the markings of a man who is severely rattled, insults about myself and family, coupled with safety winks and smileys in all your posts. Platinum meltdown material. :D Edited June 7, 2011 by Jusoda Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Can I suggest " Chernobyl" be added to the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Can I suggest " Chernobyl" be added to the list He likes his pics so here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Oh dear Wacky / jusoda / Dopey / bashfull........Ive hurt you bad, im sorry. Cant even remember what I did. But your stalking is impressive. If the mods want to ban me then let them do it. The moment my name changes my postings will stop so same result. The bottom liner is I crack on about how I feel about things at that moment in time. You however have nothing of interest to say about Newcastle and occasionally post the odd one liner attacking me or J69. I imagine that you are married however having a very small penis and not being able to satisfy your dwarf wife, you come on here taking out your sexual frustration instead. What do I know. Pissed Classic attempt at a power shift the bit in bold mind, your powerless here if the truth be known. If your name was to be changed you could have no complaints, you're a Walter Mitty mate, take it in your stride and carry on. And btw you have all the markings of a man who is severely rattled, insults about myself and family, coupled with safety winks and smileys in all your posts. Platinum meltdown material. :D The painful truth wacky is that you are a none entity on here. You have nothing of interest to say but occasionally come up with the odd one liner. You very rarely post in the match threads or anything Newcastle related and spend all your time attacking J69 (until I came along). Personally I think you are a closet gay waiting for one of us real men to take you under our wing. Sad really, what else could I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Wacky, like a mighty bald eagle, spotted you from above and is merely picking at the scraps from your bones. Wacky is a top, top poster on here, literally. A proper poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 (edited) Oh dear Wacky / jusoda / Dopey / bashfull........Ive hurt you bad, im sorry. Cant even remember what I did. But your stalking is impressive. If the mods want to ban me then let them do it. The moment my name changes my postings will stop so same result. The bottom liner is I crack on about how I feel about things at that moment in time. You however have nothing of interest to say about Newcastle and occasionally post the odd one liner attacking me or J69. I imagine that you are married however having a very small penis and not being able to satisfy your dwarf wife, you come on here taking out your sexual frustration instead. What do I know. Pissed Classic attempt at a power shift the bit in bold mind, your powerless here if the truth be known. If your name was to be changed you could have no complaints, you're a Walter Mitty mate, take it in your stride and carry on. And btw you have all the markings of a man who is severely rattled, insults about myself and family, coupled with safety winks and smileys in all your posts. Platinum meltdown material. :D The painful truth wacky is that you are a none entity on here. You have nothing of interest to say but occasionally come up with the odd one liner. You very rarely post in the match threads or anything Newcastle related and spend all your time attacking J69 (until I came along). Personally I think you are a closet gay waiting for one of us real men to take you under our wing. Sad really, what else could I say. Thats because I don't feel the need to just post crap about nothing or repeat what others have said, quality over quantity. And lets face it, the majority of topics on here have been discussed to death at one point or another anyway over the years so I prefer to just sit and let others get on with it, then drop the odd 'propa mint' one liner in that has everyone creased up and ROFL, then posting 'ah your double funny man' or 'keep them coming man, you're hilarious'. LOL Little bit of advice for you, if you've got nothing to say, don't say it. You just dream up a load of cacky whilst sitting between jobs then post it on here in hope of bites/responses. Edited June 7, 2011 by Jusoda Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Wacky, like a mighty bald eagle, spotted you from above and is merely picking at the scraps from your bones. Wacky is a top, top poster on here, literally. A proper poster. Yes, we know Thomas, still sulking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 This has got to be in the top ten Toontastic meltdowns like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Pub night innit- never cross a woman full of gin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 This has got to be in the top ten Toontastic meltdowns like. Nice try Thomas, but Im sitting here pissing myself laughing.......are you melting? Go and treat yourself to a nice shampoo and conditioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10144 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 This has got to be in the top ten Toontastic meltdowns like. Nice try Thomas, but Im sitting here pissing myself .......can you smell it? might treat myself to a nice shampoo and conditioner, then a good vacuum of the rugs fyp Buntress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Votes people we need votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yawn, Yawn, Yawn....... Must try harder peeps. The haters are struggling tonight......and Im pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Votes people we need votes. Nearly going as well as your transfer thread....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I've voted twice for Claire Raynor to make you feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39200 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Slow Down there Mr.Humble, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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