peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Lass at work is leaving tomorrow and we had a canny whip round for her so the dim wife who collected it came in today and said "heres what we got Rachel" while holding up a 512Mb MP3 player. So I says "hasnt she already got one?" to which the reply came, "nah shes only got one of them iPod thingys". Oh so lets see then shes gonna bin the 20Gb iPod and go for a 512Mb Creative thingy instead then. Daft bint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 (edited) Lass at work is leaving tomorrow and we had a canny whip round for her so the dim wife who collected it came in today and said "heres what we got Rachel" while holding up a 512Mb MP3 player. So I says "hasnt she already got one?" to which the reply came, "nah shes only got one of them iPod thingys". Oh so lets see then shes gonna bin the 20Gb iPod and go for a 512Mb Creative thingy instead then. Daft bint 68535[/snapback] Typical of the fuckwits up that place. Once got a pair of kids walkie talkies in the brantub (She thought it was quirky) so i told the wife who got me them to go to the other end of the room with one so we could test them, she did and i told her to stick them up her arse over and out. Edited December 15, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I knew an Aussie who was presented with a trumpet at his leaving do (he "resigned" ) He actually played "the Last Post" - absolute magic!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Women! 68550[/snapback] I can sing Jingle Bells in Norwegian !!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 Women! 68550[/snapback] I can sing Jingle Bells in Norwegian !!!!!!!!!!! 68556[/snapback] Gan on then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Women! 68550[/snapback] I can sing Jingle Bells in Norwegian !!!!!!!!!!! 68556[/snapback] Gan on then! 68557[/snapback] Bjelle Klang Bjelle Klang ova skog o hey, ver na bjellans muntre clan dra blacken dra ive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 Women! 68550[/snapback] I can sing Jingle Bells in Norwegian !!!!!!!!!!! 68556[/snapback] Gan on then! 68557[/snapback] Bjelle Klang Bjelle Klang ova skog o hey, ver na bjellans muntre clan dra blacken dra ive 68560[/snapback] sort of loses it halfway through like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 There's a Norwegian band called Bjelleklang, as it happens. They took part in the 1998 Norwegian Eurovision final with a song about going to the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 There's a Norwegian band called Bjelleklang, as it happens. They took part in the 1998 Norwegian Eurovision final with a song about going to the toilet. 68563[/snapback] I would've bought it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 sort of loses it halfway through like 68562[/snapback] Like Kathy Bates in Misery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 There's a Norwegian band called Bjelleklang, as it happens. They took part in the 1998 Norwegian Eurovision final with a song about going to the toilet. 68563[/snapback] I would've bought it! 68564[/snapback] You don't even have to. http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1KSHTCQ...PG0MFL0MN6Y22ZH Merry sodding Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Ferk me, I know how to kill a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Ferk me, I know how to kill a thread. 68575[/snapback] Just answered everyones prayers with that song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Ferk me, I know how to kill a thread. 68575[/snapback] Just answered everyones prayers with that song 68584[/snapback] I am scared now !!!...........I knew the words....feel Iam turnin into my gay boss who has ALL the Eurovision songs since pussy was a sperm on DVD !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 I am scared now !!!...........I knew the words....feel Iam turnin into my gay boss who has ALL the Eurovision songs since pussy was a sperm on DVD !!!! 68595[/snapback] I think I have that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I am scared now !!!...........I knew the words....feel Iam turnin into my gay boss who has ALL the Eurovision songs since pussy was a sperm on DVD !!!! 68595[/snapback] I think I have that one 68600[/snapback] Sandie Shaw, wasn't it? And wait, you mean I'm not the only Eurovision fan in the village? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 I am scared now !!!...........I knew the words....feel Iam turnin into my gay boss who has ALL the Eurovision songs since pussy was a sperm on DVD !!!! 68595[/snapback] I think I have that one 68600[/snapback] Sandie Shaw, wasn't it? And wait, you mean I'm not the only Eurovision fan in the village? 68604[/snapback] I think you'll find I was talkin about the DVD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I am scared now !!!...........I knew the words....feel Iam turnin into my gay boss who has ALL the Eurovision songs since pussy was a sperm on DVD !!!! 68595[/snapback] I think I have that one 68600[/snapback] Sandie Shaw, wasn't it? And wait, you mean I'm not the only Eurovision fan in the village? 68604[/snapback] Errrmmmm....depends which " village "....but I can get me hands on some cheap Jonny Logan DVD's if thats your "bag" !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 Errrmmmm....depends which " village "....but I can get me hands on some cheap Jonny Logan DVD's if thats your "bag" !!! 68609[/snapback] Emmmmm Meenzer, Jonny Logan and a bag?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Errrmmmm....depends which " village "....but I can get me hands on some cheap Jonny Logan DVD's if thats your "bag" !!! 68609[/snapback] Emmmmm Meenzer, Jonny Logan and a bag?? 68611[/snapback] Please, god, no.... time and the booze haven't been kind to the poor fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Once got fingers and tops at one of my leaving do's off a wife who had waited 2 years to tell me she liked me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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