Walliver 0 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Got home from work today to hear news reports that 18-year-old girl in a well-to-do suburb of Sydney has a collar bomb attached to her. A man with a balaclava is said to have broken into the house in the afternoon and left a ransom note, although the police say they don't know the motive. This girl has been in this situation for around six hours now, with police trying to work out if it actually is a bomb and if they can safely remove it. Apparently she doesn't know how the bomb got attached to her, which sounds a bit suss. WTF? Story, absolutely mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Aussies man. Hope the lass is alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Apparently his first offer was a pearl necklace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Aussies man. Hope the lass is alright. She's Aussie too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39221 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Brace yourself Sheila. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Sounds like a class name for a band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35980 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Turns out it was a hoax (the lass wasn't hoaxing them, she'd been hoaxed). Canny chebs on her by the look of it, anyway. I'd have been too busy staring down her top to get the collar off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Turns out it was a hoax (the lass wasn't hoaxing them, she'd been hoaxed). Canny chebs on her by the look of it, anyway. I'd have been too busy staring down her top to get the collar off. Police probably worked out it was a fake straight away and spent the next eight hours (or however long it took them, something ridiculous like that) doing exactly that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No doubt there was an in depth examination of the device. Probably required a specialist to feel his way around the device for nipples and concealed touch sensitive triggers. Those brave brave men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No doubt there was an in depth examination of the device. Probably required a specialist to feel his way around the device for nipples and concealed touch sensitive triggers. Those brave brave men. Mosman is a rather posh suburb, new money, so chances are they were to busy giggling like little girls that she had breasts to even think about checking them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 No doubt there was an in depth examination of the device. Probably required a specialist to feel his way around the device for nipples and concealed touch sensitive triggers. Those brave brave men. Mosman is a rather posh suburb, new money, so chances are they were to busy giggling like little girls that she had breasts to even think about checking them! Those breasts need checking iyam. Checking carefully. If they've neglected this duty they're not doing their jobs properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Turns out it was a hoax (the lass wasn't hoaxing them, she'd been hoaxed). Canny chebs on her by the look of it, anyway. I'd have been too busy staring down her top to get the collar off. Biggest understatement since I asserted the possibility of Paul Wyn being a wrongun. 8.5/10. Anyway 33 and 36 we're too old to be looking at 18 year old lasses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Turns out it was a hoax (the lass wasn't hoaxing them, she'd been hoaxed). Canny chebs on her by the look of it, anyway. I'd have been too busy staring down her top to get the collar off. Biggest understatement since I asserted the possibility of Paul Wyn being a wrongun. 8.5/10. Anyway 33 and 36 we're too old to be looking at 18 year old lasses! Australian 18 year old lasses with tits that would probably bring democracy to Cuba too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Sydney titty bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Turns out it was a hoax (the lass wasn't hoaxing them, she'd been hoaxed). Canny chebs on her by the look of it, anyway. I'd have been too busy staring down her top to get the collar off. Biggest understatement since I asserted the possibility of Paul Wyn being a wrongun. 8.5/10. Anyway 33 and 36 we're too old to be looking at 18 year old lasses! Australian 18 year old lasses with tits that would probably bring democracy to Cuba too! They'd dee like even if she does look Serb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35980 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 You're never to old to look at 18 year old chebs, Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 (edited) You're never to old to look at 18 year old chebs, Stevie. Just don't get caught doing it Edited August 4, 2011 by Kitman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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