sammynb 2931 Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 American irony! Obviously I didn't realise the extent of my hang-over yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 For those that know it:And what is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? And what is it that will make it possible to spend twenty billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? Well, it was good old American know how, that's what, as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun. Gather 'round while I tell you of Wernher von Braun, A man whose allegiance Is ruled by expedience. Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown, "Ha, Nazi, Schmazi," says Wernher von Braun. Don't say that he's hypocritical, Say rather that he's apolitical. "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department," says Wernher von Braun. Some have harsh words for this man of renown, But some think our attitude Should be one of gratitude, Like the widows and cripples in old London town, Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.** You too may be a big hero, Once you've learned to count backwards to zero. "In German oder English I know how to count down, Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun. Copywrite 1965 by Tom Lehrer. 70370[/snapback] Copyright tbh. And it sounds more like one of Wacky's anyway 70372[/snapback] PROFESSOR Lehrer to you laddie This one is almost as good as "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" or "the Old Drug Peddler" (..spreading joy wherever he goes....") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 http://www.zipperfish.net/obsessed/keeley/ Ther'yar Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 http://www.zipperfish.net/obsessed/keeley/ Ther'yar Mark. 70893[/snapback] Left cheb twice as big as the right tbh FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Both still bigger than her heed like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Cheers Thompson lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Both still bigger than her heed like! 70895[/snapback] Wasnt saying I wouldnt, obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Whos is that bird in your picture like Manc-Mag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Whos is that bird in your picture like Manc-Mag? 70898[/snapback] Carey Mulligan - she played Ada Clare in Bleak House. Not quite your Keeley 'type' I grant you but she revs my engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Fair play, not my type like, but I was just curious to see who she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35330 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Fair play, not my type like, but I was just curious to see who she was. 70904[/snapback] That surprises me. Maybe if she applied her make-up with a trowel and lopped them out on demand, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Fair play, not my type like, but I was just curious to see who she was. 70904[/snapback] That surprises me. Maybe if she applied her make-up with a trowel and lopped them out on demand, eh? 70905[/snapback] I don't like birds with shit loads of make up on. Darlene from Hollyoaks is perfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Fair play, not my type like, but I was just curious to see who she was. 70904[/snapback] That surprises me. Maybe if she applied her make-up with a trowel and lopped them out on demand, eh? 70905[/snapback] I don't like birds with shit loads of make up on. Darlene from Hollyoaks is perfection. 70908[/snapback] Got a pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) I have one on my PC but I don't know how to upload it. I'll have a go! EDIT: Edited December 22, 2005 by Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I have one on my PC but I don't know how to upload it. I'll have a go! EDIT: 70911[/snapback] Google brought this up? Not a Hollyoaks fan like so wouldnt know??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Edit: You must have added that pic after I quoted you first. She looks canny in the top pic (your pic). No arguments here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Aye, she doesn't look to good there, but in the picture I posted she is lush. I'm guessing you quoted it before I had edited? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I've nailed a lot worse !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2299 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 American irony no doubt 70367[/snapback] SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY SAN FRANCISCO - The Daily Telegraph spoke to Jay Fullmer, 38, who became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony yesterday. 'It was weird,' Fullmer said, 'I was in London and, like, talking to this guy and it was raining and shit and he said, like, "great weather!", or something like that.' Said Fullmer: 'And I thought - wait a minute, it's like, no way is it great weather.' Fullmer soon realised that the other man's "mistake" was deliberate. 'This guy was pretty cool about it,' Fullmer said. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, planned to use irony himself in future. 'I'm like saying it all the time.' he said. 'Last weekend I was like grilling steaks and I like burned them to shit, so I turned to everyone and I said "great weather!".' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9169 Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 heard it tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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