snakehips 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Anyone ever bought a second hand car, you think you've got a bargain, drives lovely for a few days, and then bang......You feel sick to your stomach, 'cause you know you've bought a pup and it's gonna cost. That's how I feel now. Again. The new Maldini coming to Newcastle for £5 million. The old adage applies, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Hope I'm wrong. Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mag, when are you coming back? Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mag, why dontcha hurry back? My arms are missing you, my lips feel the same way too Great, GREAT, song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Good news. The club have confirmed the current injury to Santon’s right knee is unconnected to the previous injuries to his other right knee. And as he'll be playing on the left side, his two right knees wont be needed so much so he'll probably be back in a week or so. Sawtid. 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 There's no way he'll be out for 4 weeks, HBA was reported as 3 weeks out when he did his leg in the US. Dekka: He's ganna be aaaght for 5 munfs!!! MA: Owwight tell them mugs free wheeks!! Dekka: (Chuckling) Shaaal I add sumfink abaat you putin in thirty meew for teebags? MA: (Belly laugh) Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 What Newcastle United need is a Paul Daniels or David Copperfield type of guy in the physio room. If them fuckers can saw a lady into three and have her runnin' around good as new in a matter of minutes think what good they could do for injured footballers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 What Newcastle United need is a Paul Daniels or David Copperfield type of guy in the physio room. If them fuckers can saw a lady into three and have her runnin' around good as new in a matter of minutes think what good they could do for injured footballers . Did you teach them all they know when it comes to sawing a lady in half Snakey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 What Newcastle United need is a Paul Daniels or David Copperfield type of guy in the physio room. If them fuckers can saw a lady into three and have her runnin' around good as new in a matter of minutes think what good they could do for injured footballers . Did you teach them all they know when it comes to sawing a lady in half Snakey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Cartilage doesn't contain blood vessels, so it heals very slowly. It can't really 'grow back' like other tissues so any injury is likely to be chronic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Cartilage doesn't contain blood vessels, so it heals very slowly. It can't really 'grow back' like other tissues so any injury is likely to be chronic. We'll never see him in the first team. I reckon they're just pretending we bought him. Photoshopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Author Share Posted September 17, 2011 Cartilage doesn't contain blood vessels, so it heals very slowly. It can't really 'grow back' like other tissues so any injury is likely to be chronic. We'll never see him in the first team. I reckon they're just pretending we bought him. Photoshopped. Thought he played in the reserves and was on the bench at QPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2518 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Cartilage doesn't contain blood vessels, so it heals very slowly. It can't really 'grow back' like other tissues so any injury is likely to be chronic. I was under the impression he had loose cartilage which has to be removed. Then the recovery time is to recover from the surgery. ie. swelling etc. I could be wrong. He could still enjoy a decent career, he'll probably just not be able to walk properly by the age of 40. Not our problem tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Cartilage doesn't contain blood vessels, so it heals very slowly. It can't really 'grow back' like other tissues so any injury is likely to be chronic. I was under the impression he had loose cartilage which has to be removed. Then the recovery time is to recover from the surgery. ie. swelling etc. I could be wrong. He could still enjoy a decent career, he'll probably just not be able to walk properly by the age of 40. Not our problem tbh. It can be surgically repaired, but it'll never be 100% again, so will need to be managed. As you say he can still enjoy a decent career, plenty of other players have had cartilage problems, but the medical staff will have to keep an eye on it. You're also right in saying there's a likelihood he'll need a joint replacement in later life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Cartilage doesn't contain blood vessels, so it heals very slowly. It can't really 'grow back' like other tissues so any injury is likely to be chronic. We'll never see him in the first team. I reckon they're just pretending we bought him. Photoshopped. Thought he played in the reserves and was on the bench at QPR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Chez, do you fancy a flutter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 And on left-back Santon, Pardew delivered further good news with a positive prognosis on his knee problem.“He’s had fluid taken from his knee and we think, fingers crossed, that will be OK. “Maybe he’ll be available for next weekend,” he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 And on left-back Santon, Pardew delivered further good news with a positive prognosis on his knee problem.“He’s had fluid taken from his knee and we think, fingers crossed, that will be OK. “Maybe he’ll be available for next weekend,” he said. Lord knows what the truth is anymore regarding NUFC and injuries. Maybe we should have all learned by now to forget all about injured players and just welcome them when they actually do play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I've has fluid taken out me penis, I'll be ready for next saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I've has fluid taken out me penis, I'll be ready for next saturday. Ready for what? On second thoughts, never mind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Chez, do you fancy a flutter? Go on then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 And on left-back Santon, Pardew delivered further good news with a positive prognosis on his knee problem.“He’s had fluid taken from his knee and we think, fingers crossed, that will be OK. “Maybe he’ll be available for next weekend,” he said. The full quotes in the sunday sun had him saying that but followed by saying it could be a bit more than that and need a very minor op to sort scar tissue but that it wasnt a cartillage problem. So either way its so much better than it looked when first reported and seemed to be his dodgy knee and it could have been months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6365 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Let's wait until we se him on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 (edited) Well if thez nee damage what's aal the fuss aboot? ho ho ho ho Edited September 19, 2011 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12891 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Out for the season is my guess. Just saw this. There's pessimisim and then you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Just seen this now : Speaking to reporters after the 1-1 draw at Aston Villa, Alan Pardew said of Davide Santon: "He’s had fluid taken from his knee and we think, fingers crossed, that will be OK - maybe he’ll be available for next weekend. "If that doesn’t cure the problem we think he’ll probably have an operation in there where we just go in and tidy it up. It’s not a cartilage, just a little bit of scar tissue." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2518 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 (edited) So 6 weeks out then? 2 weeks while they fuck around taking fluid and seeing how it goes then after that doesn't work 4 weeks to have the operation and recover. Guaranteed 6 weeks minimum before he plays. Edit: Added safety wink. Edited September 19, 2011 by toonotl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 We at least need a sweepstake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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