Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Just wondering how many people have a problem with having a shite in public? I don't like it, and I nearly shit myself in Blu Bambu a few weeks back. Now I never make the mistake of not having a shite before I go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 You mean actually in public, or in a public toilet? Obviously I'd have a problem with the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Why on earth would anyone shit in public? There's plenty of public lavatories available for use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Public toilet I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Shite thread tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18009 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Public toilet I meant. 70766[/snapback] I can't if anyone else is in the toilets, especially an adjacent cubicle. Plus they tend to be horrible squalid places. Tip: always bring some tissues with you just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18009 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Shite thread tbh. 70768[/snapback] Shit thread or thread about shit or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Shite thread tbh. 70768[/snapback] Fuck off you cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Aye i usually stuff my bra full of tissue before i go out like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Shite thread tbh. 70768[/snapback] Fuck off you cunt 70772[/snapback] Oooh handbags out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Shite thread tbh. 70768[/snapback] Fuck off you cunt 70772[/snapback] Oooh handbags out... 70774[/snapback] tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Maybe a handy guide to the best and worst loos in town is in order. My nominations in 3 distinct categories... Never take a dump in Idols. If you're desparate risk taking a dump in Old Orleans Even if you don't need a dump try to force one out in Fenwicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Shite thread tbh. 70768[/snapback] Fuck off you cunt 70772[/snapback] Oooh handbags out... 70774[/snapback] tbh 70775[/snapback] Bit early to be cracking open your second blue wkd isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Aye i usually stuff my bra full of tissue before i go out like! 70773[/snapback] I just wear 2 pairs of socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18009 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Maybe a handy guide to the best and worst loos in town is in order. My nominations in 3 distinct categories... Never take a dump in Idols. If you're desparate risk taking a dump in Old Orleans Even if you don't need a dump try to force one out in Fenwicks 70776[/snapback] Bainbridge (Lewis's) is also nice, practically a pleasure. Worst I've encountered is the Goose, some people are fucking animals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Maybe a handy guide to the best and worst loos in town is in order. My nominations in 3 distinct categories... Never take a dump in Idols. If you're desparate risk taking a dump in Old Orleans Even if you don't need a dump try to force one out in Fenwicks 70776[/snapback] Destination has some decent bogs. Alex, I'm on my 3rd actually, because I'm nails. IMO tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Maybe a handy guide to the best and worst loos in town is in order. My nominations in 3 distinct categories... Never take a dump in Idols. If you're desparate risk taking a dump in Old Orleans Even if you don't need a dump try to force one out in Fenwicks 70776[/snapback] Destination has some decent bogs. Alex, I'm on my 3rd actually, because I'm nails. IMO tbh 70781[/snapback] I'm that scared now I might have to take a shite in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (whisper) like the People's Paula? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 343 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Pig and Whistle used to have appalling toilets, reminded me of that scene from Trainspotting. Not been in there for years so don't know what they are like now. Hate going to the toilets when I'm out down Newcastle (or even some places down Durham) because of the trend to have people stood at the basins toting liquid soap. If you so much as go near the taps they cover your hands with the stuff and want a tip for the particularly difficult job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18009 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (whisper) like the People's Paula? 70796[/snapback] I wasn't aware she took a dump like. And still won as well, impressive stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Aye, apparently the bar is deed classy if it's got someone wanting a quid for letting you wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (whisper) like the People's Paula? 70796[/snapback] I wasn't aware she took a dump like. And still won as well, impressive stuff. 70799[/snapback] One of Rob's many Paula-related fantasies emerging I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 87 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) while working home from work a few years ago the tell tale stomach cramps came over me which resulted in me having a shit in a back lane! it was fairly dark like Edited December 22, 2005 by zico martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 whil;e working home from work a few years ago the tell tale stomach cramps came over me which resulted in me having a shit in a back lane! it was fairly dark like 70803[/snapback] You live in a back lane? Poor Sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18009 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 On a related note, I fucking hate scruffs who don't wash their hands. I know that will apply to most here, because you see it all the time - about 80% of people I reckon. I appreciate you haven't pissed on them, but it's touched your cock you horrible bastids! As for people who take a dump and don't wash their hands, you literally make me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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