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Monkeys Fist
9 minutes ago, Howay said:

after resigning Sunderland legend Jack Rodwell

:lol:
They couldn’t afford the plane ticket to bring him back. 

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Renton
39 minutes ago, Howay said:

Tbf if they were to do that I’m almost hoping they win. Imagine a fucking open top bus parade through the streets of Sunlin, past the scope charity shop, and the Milligans pasty shop, all the lal lads and lassies (all MLFs) with their alsatians and staffy’s lining the streets, a week later Newcastle signing Lucas Pacqueta for £50m leads the headlines “weyyy warrabbout the newuz that Danny Batth reupped and is playing fowwuh for another year? Fuckin media man obsessed with them lot up the road”, after resigning Sunderland legend Jack Rodwell back on a free they lose their first 10 games of the season. Questions are asked of Alex Neil, why did they spend all their transfer budget on an open bus parade the massive lads fans ask.
 

The Maggie coonts are playing scintillating stuff with their 6 new signings, another stretch in league one awaits the MLFs but they’d not have it any other way - no way would they trade places with the terrorist sympathizers, sure they’ll constantly hurl abuse at their players and managers mainly out of complete jealousy over what’s happening a few miles north but definitely wouldn’t swap marra. Still, they can add the memories of THAT wall outside Lidl in 2022 to the one on the same wall next to where the staffy’s do their love making in 1973. 

 

:lol:

 

Please never lose lose your (righteous) hatred of Sunderland. Like they say, it's funny cos it's true. 

 

 

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SpartaFC

There's a couple of reasons I like this. Q. Anyone on the train? 

A. I'm driving.

 

And where the fuck is St Pancreas?1110960660_Screenshot_20220511-192523_SamsungInternet.thumb.jpg.1d5713ebbcfa8a47238f947771b2f37a.jpg

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Monkeys Fist

I just hope he knows some good parking spots. 

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essembeeofsunderland

Trafalgar Square winners as well as the Pizza Cup Winners.

Two trophies more prestigious than the FIFA recognised Fairs Cup,say the smb.

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Monkeys Fist

Was the other bloke called the Tubbynator? 
 

“ Didn’t have any wrestling skills, so I used a strummer instead…”

:CT:

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Howay
3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

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“He admitted the event "wasn't everyone's cup of tea", adding: "We have apologised but how many times do you say sorry? How many times do you have to be penalised in life?"

 

:lol: Happened just over a week ago “you’re bringing that up again it was ages ago?”, and playing the downtrodden victim already he must be a mackem. 

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Ayatollah Hermione

“Just wanted to take a hedge strimmer to my mates bare back in a social club full of children. I mean, isn’t that what my weekends are for?”

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Howmanheyman

 

 

:lol:

 

Looks like another one's lost the 'y' after his surname. Sad. :(

 

 

 

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Ugly Mackems

That sportswashing thread has the sad fuckers apoplectic with rage. A great read. 

 

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Renton
3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

:lol:

 

Looks like another one's lost the 'y' after his surname. Sad. :(

 

 

 

 

Oh noes, not Defoey! 

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Howay

:lol: Are they doing it as a joke, or are they actually serious? Its such a weird thing for them to keep having threads about every time they reach a play off final. Inbred pedo loving cunts. 

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SpartaFC

It appears some of the thick fucks thought this was serious.

No wonder they like discussing parking and what they are wearing to a football match.104551211_Screenshot_20220517-210233_SamsungInternet.thumb.jpg.45136733b607b6788fc7c5f9a4f591ff.jpg

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Rosco
9 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Maybe this is why they have all the travel threads.

 

 

I hope his flight is cancelled/delayed and the daft cunt misses the match

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