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Alex
13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

When does this battle of the bargain basement bin take place? 

Sarrida, marra. FTM 

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Rayvin

I especially like the bloke who rules himself out because volunteers have to be over 17 and he'll have his niece with him :lol: How does her presence prevent you from waving a bit of cloth around you fuckwit.

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Craig

Winning games is 'mag-like behaviour' so they best lose on Saturday :smile:

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Howay

:lol: Fucking hell embarrassment. They should go by the copy cats instead of black cats the bunch of strap ons. 
 

“weeeeyuhhh wull just copy everythin the maggy coonts do”

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ewerk
34 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

I especially like the bloke who rules himself out because volunteers have to be over 17 and he'll have his niece with him :lol:

 

Adam Johnson: the coolest Sky Sports walk-up ! on Make a GIF

 

'You were saying?'

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The Fish
1 hour ago, Rayvin said:

I especially like the bloke who rules himself out because volunteers have to be over 17 and he'll have his niece with him :lol: How does her presence prevent you from waving a bit of cloth around you fuckwit.

You think JosieAnn is a bloke?

 

C'mon Rayvin man, she's even got a picture of her meeting Quinn (is he still Quinny, or has he lost his y and all?)

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Monkeys Fist
10 minutes ago, SpartaFC said:

Parking, breakfast now bags. How do they function ffs?1180176847_Screenshot_20220519-140058_SamsungInternet.thumb.jpg.9cad3e7028dd86d7cf4c0bd9c009d980.jpg


 

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No we fucking don’t. :lol:

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Ayatollah Hermione

:lol: I knew that absolutely none of them would even consider the idea of having a pint anywhere. Just warm cans out of a bag.

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Lord Nelson looking down thinking “who are these scruffy cunts?” 
 

Proper Londoners must hate it when these tramps turn up. Going to Covent Garden like it’s some kind of cultural centrepiece and drinking their cans. 
 

Must look like someone’s put a grenade under a thousand alcoholic tramps come the morning.

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Gemmill
9 minutes ago, SpartaFC said:

Here's an idea. Make your own mind up you tit.1365883754_Screenshot_20220519-215344_SamsungInternet.thumb.jpg.9d6260df1c599f123e2962a78ded5bef.jpg

"Anybody got any ideas on what I should do?" :lol:

 

Like it's a 5 dimensional rubik's cube and not a simple straight shootout between two equally depressing options. 

 

 

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Monkeys Fist

Give them to the lass having a shit in the fountain, she’ll need to wipe her knees. 

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Dougle
18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Give them to the lass having a shit in the fountain, she’ll need to wipe her knees

 

Is that what she has between her huge cheeks of mackem doom like?

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Monkeys Fist

:lol:
“ Couldn’t get a ticket- shagged my sister instead “

:CT:

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Howay

“Weeeyuhh aaahhd tak my staffie caalled callum and me Alsatian called Sharon, they cud dee their luvv makkin in the box when ah roared the lads on” 

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Howmanheyman

"Ahv gotta ticket for the nonstop clipper to London for satdaz playoff but dint knaa if I should tak it with iz as ah might lose it or it'll get in the way. Should ah tak the ticket and risk it or not bother and hope the driver will still letiz on without it? FTM."

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