Tom 15535 Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 Hartlepools 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Filthy cunts 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Filthy cunts inevitable really when they're all hand wiping their arses with kestrel lager. Edited August 3, 2023 by thebrokendoll 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9912 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 Kestrel-Bidets 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 At times Sunderland sounds like a medieval village without the mod cons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 At times??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 14299 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 28 minutes ago, Kitman said: At times Sunderland sounds like a medieval village without the mod cons I think the main difference between medieval sunderland and the present day one is that in those days it wouldn't have been just seagulls whose virginity was at peril but also that of the common crane. it could well be that mackems were responsible for its extinction by the 16th century. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: At times??? I am mercifully quite far away from said town 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: Kestrel-Bidets That’s a different thing altogether of Wearside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Kitman said: I am mercifully quite far away from said town I’m 10 miles and about 4 centuries away. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m 10 miles and about 4 centuries away. MF on his way to work 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/championship-sunderland-mowbray-stewart-quinn-30623737?int_source=nba Potential problems in paradise wearyside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 13 hours ago, The Fish said: MF on his way to work HGV'dYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/championship-sunderland-mowbray-stewart-quinn-30623737?int_source=nba Potential problems in paradise wearyside? Take a pay cut so your name can be sung by shit fans from a shit town in a shit league. Yes, I can see how that's an irresistible offer, Tony. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 (edited) Gipetto reckons the Amazon documentary will mention Sunderland in the first few sentences. And the other example reckons we're just copying Sunderland by having the documentary. Amanda: "Hello? Is that Amazon media productions? Hi it's Amanda Stavely here. I'm desperate to copy Sunderland and have a documentary about being relegated to the third division, sorry, I mean a documentary about the club as we hopefully have a good season." Amazon: "Yep, we can do that. This upcoming season ok?" Amanda: "That would be great. One other thing, can you make sure you mention Sunderland in the first few sentences of the first programme?" Amazon: "Do Marras shit in public places?" Amanda and Amazon: [ROFL] Edited August 4, 2023 by Howmanheyman 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 12581 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 There were no fly on the wall football documentaries before 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 I’m disappointed in the theme music composer, I thought he came from a better family than that. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Tbf it won't be anywhere near as funny or entertaining as the mackem mockumentary one, which gave This is Spinal Tap a run for their money. I still laugh when I thinkof the WIll Grigg negotiations. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9912 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 Chairmen buying players the manager doesn’t really want. Always a good idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 I just watched that episode again during a late lunch break. It is comedy gold. Possibly my favourite bit outside the Stewart "negotiations" (read him getting bent over a barrel and dry humped for 4 hours) was the BBC Newcastle reporters at the match afterwards. Paraphrasing, "It appears Will Grigg is not on fire. He's gone out". Also that beant hat weirdo, the one wholives in his Mam's attic, appears in it, never noticed it before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Renton said: I just watched that episode again during a late lunch break. You work in the private sector now mate, you don't need to justify "late lunch breaks" taken at 4pm to watch Netflix anymore. If you still worked for the NHS though I would have come down on you like a fucking TON OF BRICKS for this bullshit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 (edited) https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/aug/05/investigation-after-57-world-triathlon-championship-swimmers-fall-sick-and-get-diarrhoea-in-sunderland-race?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Edited August 5, 2023 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Was just reading that story. It's funny but it's not just the mackems. Northumbrian Water needs its fucking arse kicking, the whole of the north east coast all the way up to Berwick was just a sea of tod a couple of weekends ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27805 Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Was just reading that story. It's funny but it's not just the mackems. Northumbrian Water needs its fucking arse kicking, the whole of the north east coast all the way up to Berwick was just a sea of tod a couple of weekends ago. Cullercoats is a repeat offender, has been for years, apparently nobody knows why. Much better off swimming in Long Sands or King Edwards Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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