The Fish 9193 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 As well as the aforementioned Tramp Barbie, my lassie got a silver sequin covered baseball cap, a pink heart handbag, and a pink scooter. Beat that fishboy! Cheers all. I'm sick, been worshipping at the porcelain altar all day. Guess what my sister bought for me? [clue]I don't live near ASDA any more but I do live near a Sainsburys[/clue] My folks came down and I spent most of the hour visiting the cafe's toilet then my Mam put me to bed and left me two glasses of flat coke. I should be embarrassed and ashamed but I needed looking after and I just flat out don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35373 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 His mam put him to bed. "Tuck me in mammy." "There there son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9193 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 His mam put him to bed. "Tuck me in mammy." "There there son." Fuck yeah. I'm not even embarrassed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9193 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 £5?! Stingy cow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26775 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Happy birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39148 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 (edited) How tight is your sister?! I'd be embarrassed to give that to the guy in town who begs for money! I feel really sorry for you Fish. And I'm glad you're not embarrassed about your Ma looking after you...I look after my son when he's ill, and my hubby, and my sister and my neighbour and so on A belated Happy Birthday and hope you feel better now xx Edited July 6, 2012 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35373 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I feel sorry for him as well. But not because of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I feel sorry for him as well. But not because of this. Don't be mean Bianca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35373 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Zip it Torquay. I'm coming back towards your neck of the woods btw. So if you experience any unexplained moistening in the knicker zone during May next year, just relax and enjoy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Zip it Torquay. I'm coming back towards your neck of the woods btw. So if you experience any unexplained moistening in the knicker zone during May next year, just relax and enjoy it Ewww gawd, I'm trying to have my breakfast/supper here man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35373 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'm not talking about skids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Zip it Torquay. I'm coming back towards your neck of the woods btw. So if you experience any unexplained moistening in the knicker zone during May next year, just relax and enjoy it I am breaking out into a sweat at the very thought of it Cornwall again? Don't do it, they are weird folk down there, come to Devon and have a cream tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Ewww gawd, I'm trying to have my breakfast/supper here man! HeHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35373 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 It's booked already man! The wife suggested Devon actually, but I cut that conversation short quick smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I'm not talking about skids. Someone threw up on my shoes overnight - that was quite skiddy. Not in a knicker-skiddy way though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 It's booked already man! The wife suggested Devon actually, but I cut that conversation short quick smart. Noo! you should listen to your better half! Devon is beautiful....it has everything! Moors, beautiful beaches, stunning scenery, picturesque villages and great coastal walks. ..And you could have gone to a Torquay United game and seen our new stand! We even have a player called Tom Cruise now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35373 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Fucking hell, someone named him after that lunatic too. That's not a coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39148 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Plays as a forward but secretly wants to mop up at the back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Wasn't he the guy Arsenal signed a few seasons back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35373 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 He is a deeply strange man. Apparently he's third or so in Scientology hierarchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Wasn't he the guy Arsenal signed a few seasons back? Yes that's right...good memory! He made his debut for Arsenal in the Champions league against Olympiacos. Then he got injured and loaned out. And now we've grabbed him, he's only 21! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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