The Fish 8994 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Home against Spurs in the Gallowgate a few years ago, quiet period in the game, not much happening, crowd babble & chants have died down. Out of the blue an enraged middle aged bloke stands up and screams "JEWS! FUCKING JEWS!" over and over again, to the bewilderment of all around him. Maybe you misheard him? Maybe he really wanted his sippy cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 A drunken fan at a sunny pre-season game at Hartlepool giving our new Cypriot player a bit of encouragment but struggling with his name gave us a grin at the time. "Ha'way there, Nicos Papa...wappa...vappa...lappa...WOAH'YAFUCKA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Some fella behind us on Saturday shouted "Toontastic is run by arseholes, for their friends, who know fuck all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Me turning to my mate and saying, "We've bought a fucking good player here, like." 45 mins into Wayne Fereday's debut at Filbert Street. Oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26877 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Some fella behind us on Saturday shouted "Toontastic is run by arseholes, for their friends, who know fuck all" Does this 'fella' like doing pie charts and graphs? You let it all out, HF. You'll feel better for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 One of my first away games we were on an independent bus . Sat near the back with the lads on the back seats rather exciteable and the sort who (as in Gene's trip) take on strange personas once over the Bridge . Banging on windows to abuse folk at any opportunity . Proper big kids and it became a frenzied competition to 'out-abuse' locals . (albeit from behind glass and how the fuck were folk to hear ? ) . Lunging from each side of the back seat with their stone-cold 'pearlers' . A Jamaican chap in Moss Side with a big leather Aswad job hat got "HEA LOOK - IT'S FUCKIN SUPAGRAN !" Stopped at lights by a hairdresser and bloke happens to walk out *BANG,BANG,BANG* "YA FUCKIN HAIRCUTS ARE SHITE" (!?) That was them told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 The mighty Pancrate getting a game and all the 'pancake' stuff came out around us - crackin player like, dont over-egg it, he's battering them . . Then my mate sat next to me came a bit unstuck with 'go on son - flip it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Whenever Noel Hunt's name (and his brother before that) is called out at a Reading game, the guy behind me shouts "GWAN MIKE". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMark 0 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I don't know how often this happens to any of you, but most games I scream abuse at the officials and the opposing teams players. I think its happened twice this season where, late in the game, I have stood up and shouted and lost my voice. Always feel a right dick as I slope back in my seat. . Moments later, the referee will do something and I will be up shouting again. Voice back in full flow. There is also a guy behind me, possibly directly behind me, who gives a running commentary every game. He will also give his opinion on what the player should do, then, by using hindsight, stands up and shouts that they should have done something else. The guy is in his 60s, about 4foot tall and has glasses. Quite the footballer in his day, I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34508 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Sounds like CT is both older and shorter than he's been letting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Sounds like CT is both older and shorter than he's been letting on. 48 inch waste too apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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