The Fish 9285 Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 Well I've eaten the cake I was keeping for you. One of Momma Watson's finest; a chocolate caramel square (which southern people call Millionaire's Shortbread apparently), Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Well I've eaten the cake I was keeping for you. One of Momma Watson's finest; a chocolate caramel square (which southern people call Millionaire's Shortbread apparently),All this when "twat" would have sufficed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14165 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 "Momma Watson's finest twat" is my pet name for him, as it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9285 Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Yo momma jokes, this early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9285 Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Cheeky bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9285 Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 (edited)  World governing body Fifa has lodged a criminal complaint with the Swiss attorney regarding "possible misconduct of individual persons in connection with the awarding of the hosting rights of the 2018 and 2022 World Cups".  From the Beeb.  Unclear if they're taking retributive action against those who've kicked up a stink about the lack of clarity?   Fifa president Sepp Blatter lodged the complaint on the recommendation of judge Hans-Joachim Eckert. Eckert complied the 42-page report that gave the green light to Russia and Qatar to host the next two World Cups. Blatter said: "If we had anything to hide, we would hardly be taking this matter to the Attorney General."  Right, well that's that cleared up then  Chris Morris couldn't write a better satire. Edited November 18, 2014 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Jesus. That's absurd. Though nothing yet on BBC or SSN about how its quite clearly intended to 'be seen to be doing something.' Morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26954 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Oh noes, it's now a criminal case which means that they're unable to publish the full report. Â Well played, FIFA, well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9285 Posted November 18, 2014 Author Share Posted November 18, 2014 Oh noes, it's now a criminal case which means that they're unable to publish the full report. Â Well played, FIFA, well played. Jesus, that's some Bond villain shit right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 I wonder if the complaint was lodged along with goody bags and watches for the investigators? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Beyond a fucking joke now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted November 18, 2014 Share Posted November 18, 2014 Shambles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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