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Which Newcastle United player would win a free for all cage fight?


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Current - Tiote. His signature move would be to set his wives on his opponent- pant shittingly scary.

 

Past-Brian Kilcline. No explanation necessary.

Kilcline smashed an entire hotel up in Cyprus, because a toon player cut his pony tail off when he was asleep. From today's toon team, Tiote would fight an old steam roller, win and still only have a slight scratch.

 

As for on here, because of my year out of doing anything gym wise, I'd be fucked within 2 minutes, so not me, thinking about people's physiques, I'd actually say you'd win Toontastic cage fighter of the year.

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