Kid Dynamite 9342 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 6x4 AstroTurf for £695!? Fuck me sideways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 It'll be laid on top of his old lawn like a rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 6x4 AstroTurf for £695!? Fuck me sideways That's the going rate for top quality artificial grass, everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 It'll be laid on top of his old lawn like a rug. Not a chance. All bordered off, half sub base down, then sand on top. Quality job. Quite proud of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17238 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Are you having a bonfire first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 6' x 6' £44 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30mm-Luxury-Astro-Artificial-Grass-Lawn-Garden-Turf-FREE-DELIVERY-/361111933189?var=&hash=item5413f2d105:m:mhJJCykZG6KNyeqIejBt5GA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 6' x 6' £44 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30mm-Luxury-Astro-Artificial-Grass-Lawn-Garden-Turf-FREE-DELIVERY-/361111933189?var=&hash=item5413f2d105:m:mhJJCykZG6KNyeqIejBt5GA 6 metres by 4 metres. Also the unbranded eBay stuff is shit. Had a few samples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 Are you having a bonfire first? Tip run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Not a chance. A pile of twigs, a bucket, a penny floater, a wok lid, part of the recycling bin and a heap of wood. Still be there 6 months later. Quality job. Quite proud of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 What type of astro did you get in the end CT? We're looking at Easigrass - Mayfair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43974 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Wouldn't be surprised to see CT asking for advice on grass feed a few weeks after his astro still hasn't shown any signs of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 " Should I get a Flymo or Qualcast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Wouldn't be surprised to see CT asking for advice on grass feed a few weeks after his astro still hasn't shown any signs of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 What type of astro did you get in the end CT? We're looking at Easigrass - Mayfair I was going to get the namgrass Elise, which is the dogs bollocks (£27 per metre) But this bargain that came up on Gumtree was just to good to miss. It was from a company called bettagrass. Not sure of the actual manufacturer. It's basically an area where CT junior will start his road to future toon no 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 Wouldn't be surprised to see CT asking for advice on grass feed a few weeks after his astro still hasn't shown any signs of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I was going to get the namgrass Elise, which is the dogs bollocks (£27 per metre) But this bargain that came up on Gumtree was just to good to miss. It was from a company called bettagrass. Not sure of the actual manufacturer. It's basically an area where CT junior will start his road to future toon no 9. With you providing the coaching tips, where could he go wrong? "Kick it with your toe, it goes faster that way!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 How well does it cope with dog piss and shit? Or any mammal excreta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 i'm hoping the artificial feeling of the astro will turn off the local urban foxes, who love nothing more than dropping their turds in my back garden - the disgusting, mangy beasts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 How well does it cope with dog piss and shit? Or any mammal excreta? All the quality stuff is totally resistant to it. You just hose it down. I'm currently training my dogs to only relieve themselves in a section of the garden renamed pooh corner. Apparently there is a dog on YouTube that has been trained to only shit in a plant pot. I also saw a YouTube video last week of a cat trained to use a normal toilet. I assumed this was Gemmills cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 i'm hoping the artificial feeling of the astro will turn off the local urban foxes, who love nothing more than dropping their turds in my back garden - the disgusting, mangy beasts Just piss in the garden. Mark out your territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 How long have spent watching vids of animals taking a shit, you filthy fucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 6705 Posted April 18, 2016 Author Share Posted April 18, 2016 (edited) Sub base down. Getting the whacker plate tomorrow to finish the job. Hopefully the grass arrives but haven't heard confirmation yet. Edited April 18, 2016 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 9006 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 How long have spent watching vids of animals taking a shit, you filthy fucker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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