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turned round and asked me if he gets a mortgage with life cover does he still get the money if he dies.

 

My retort was yes, you can either have in with you in the coffin or they will burn it with you if you get cremated.

 

:unsure::lol:

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Reminds me of this funny section from "Disorder In The Court"

 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.

 

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Anotherone from the same list as I first saw that on:

 

"Was the patient dead when you began the autopsy?"

 

"No, he was sitting up wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him"

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Anotherone from the same list as I first saw that on:

 

"Was the patient dead when you began the autopsy?"

 

"No, he was sitting up wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him"

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That answer is pure Spike Milligan. :lol:

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