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About BlueStar

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  1. What's the difference between a porsche and Madeline McCann? I don't have a porsche in my garage.
  2. Poor sod's gonna end up with a fatwa
  3. Originally heard that as What do you call 20 white guys chasing a black buy? The US Open.
  4. Reconstruction: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ciq0hBIbo8A
  5. Jewellery for nerds: http://thirdproject.net/shineys.html
  6. Sicko. Thought it was really well done, much better than his 9/11 offering.
  7. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19207050/ A woman goes to a hospital for help and they refuse to help her, most likely due to an insurance issue. She then calls 9-11 to go to a hospital where she is covered. The ambulance refuses to pick her up because she is already at a hospital. She dies. But at least America is free from the evils of a commiesocialistpinko health system.
  8. I'm sure someone might correct me if I'm over simplifying, but 2/1 means that for every £1 you put on, you'd get 2 back (plus your stake). I do think the format makes it needlessly difficult to work stuff like how Chelsea's 11/8 compares to Man U's 6/4. Why dont they just say 1.4/1 and 1.5/1 etc? For that matter, why is Chelsea 6/4 and not 3/2? Actually, don't listen to me, I'm starting to think I've nee fuckin clue after all
  9. Don't want to be a spoilsport, but although the clip's real the report wasn't actually about drinking in the workplace. http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/miners.asp
  10. Got a good review from Fox News Seems like he's got them by the bollocks so much on some of this that even a fair amount of republicans are agreeing with the basica premise of the film so as not to look like right knackers.
  11. Guess it's backed by the Bible though
  12. Why women shouldn't wear pants http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/pants.htm
  13. Surely challenging for the champions league should take less time than winning the Premier League
  14. A few months back some woman fucking flew on to a metty on one of these menaces and nearly took my leg off, stotted right into the pole or she might have gone through as well. Think you've got to have a canny speed going to get over the bump, either that or you get stuck in the gap between the train and the platform, floor it to get out and as soon as you've cleared it ming into the train at full speed.