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Having just had the exact definition explained to me in another thread, therefore I beg the question - Have you felched or been felched?

 

Let's' have your stories here.

 

 

 

*Cue all the board benders reliving horrific life changing experiences*

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suppose we could open it up to more general back door related stories..

 

Not me though, ive never had as much as a finger near my rusty sheriffs badge..

 

but one of the lads I work with said one time a lass was sucking him off and told him to get on all fours where she proceeded to give his asrehole a good cleaning with her tongue. Said it was nice, :P.. infact iirc he said it was sensual :steamtrain:

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suppose we could open it up to more general back door related stories..

 

Not me though, ive never had as much as a finger near my rusty sheriffs badge..

 

but one of the lads I work with said one time a lass was sucking him off and told him to get on all fours where she proceeded to give his asrehole a good cleaning with her tongue. Said it was nice, :P.. infact iirc he said it was sensual :steamtrain:

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Well I'll start the ball rolling, thinki've posted this before but in a Sunday league game a member of the opposing team fingered me in the rear (through my shorts i might add) as the corner swung in. I forgot all about the ball and nutted the sick c*unt rearly hard!

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Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag?  :icon_lol:

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:P alreet

 

If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? :steamtrain:

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You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love!

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Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag?  <_<

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:P alreet

 

If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? :steamtrain:

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You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love!

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Fuckin hell man. It's hardly like you had Michael Barrymore man marking you was it?! Get a grip :icon_lol:

 

I reckon you liked it and were mortified tbh.

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Rearly hard you say? :P

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To right, I rearly broke the twats nose!

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I'm still not sure if it was a deliberate pun tbh

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Too busy fingering his anus to notice the typo. :steamtrain:

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Talk about felch and you'll attract king felchers, alreet Manc Mag?  :)

86623[/snapback]

 

:P alreet

 

If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? :steamtrain:

86626[/snapback]

 

You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love!

86630[/snapback]

 

Fuckin hell man. It's hardly like you had Michael Barrymore man marking you was it?! Get a grip :icon_lol:

 

I reckon you liked it and were mortified tbh.

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Mortified that I liked it tbh. <_<

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