wykikitoon 28572 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 9912 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 What was the point in the clause? 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 10624 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 10 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: What was the point in the clause? 😄 In case he tripped down some stairs on his way there? Anyway, it's much easier to like our Woodsy now. Not that I didn't before of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 42163 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: What was the point in the clause? 😄 That’s what I thought. I wonder if it’s something to do with the accounts. They effectively signed him permanently in January but it’ll be in the next financial year or something like that? Because there was no way he wasn’t going to trigger that clause. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 The club have played an absolute blinder here. I thought we would have to pay someone to take him off our hands and that Forest would at least have negotiated a clause that the deal would be off in the event of relegation. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Out for the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Oof 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Out for the season. At least he’s improved his chance of scoring. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 39291 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Thank fuck he got his contractual appearances in before now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 12390 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 30/03/2023 at 13:16, wykikitoon said: Out for the season. My missus has renamed him 'Dead Wood' "Thank you very much for £19m" didn't go down too well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 28572 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 My in laws have said it improves their team with him out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 26385 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 25 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: My in laws have said it improves their team with him out sounds familiar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 27 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: sounds familiar It’s all relative, I suppose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’s all relative, I suppose. Aunt you funny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 113 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Aunt you funny Well that isn't a very neice thing to say is it? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Write a conversation between a handful of idiots where every interaction is a pun on family relations, such as aunt, uncle, brother, etc. Person 1: Hey guys, what do you call a fake noodle? Person 2: I don't know, what? Person 1: An impasta! Ha ha ha. Person 3: Oh brother, that was terrible. Person 2: Speaking of brothers, did you hear about the one who fell into the upholstery machine? Person 1: No, what happened? Person 2: He's fully recovered. Person 3: Uncle believe you just said that. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the pregnant bed? Person 2: No, what's that? Person 1: It's a bed that's already made! Person 3: That's not even related to family puns. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's stick to the theme. Did you hear about the uncle who got hit in the head with a soda can? Person 1: No, what happened to him? Person 2: He was lucky it was a soft drink! Person 3: Oh aunt that just hurts my brain. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Person 2: No, what happened? Person 1: They woke up. Person 3: I don't think that has anything to do with family puns either. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's get back to the family puns. Did you hear about the sister who stole a tractor? Person 1: No, what happened to her? Person 2: She got a little too close to her roots. Person 3: That's it, I'm out of here. You guys are just making me cousinstantly cringe NOW FUCK OFF! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4949 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Write a conversation between a handful of idiots where every interaction is a pun on family relations, such as aunt, uncle, brother, etc. Person 1: Hey guys, what do you call a fake noodle? Person 2: I don't know, what? Person 1: An impasta! Ha ha ha. Person 3: Oh brother, that was terrible. Person 2: Speaking of brothers, did you hear about the one who fell into the upholstery machine? Person 1: No, what happened? Person 2: He's fully recovered. Person 3: Uncle believe you just said that. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the pregnant bed? Person 2: No, what's that? Person 1: It's a bed that's already made! Person 3: That's not even related to family puns. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's stick to the theme. Did you hear about the uncle who got hit in the head with a soda can? Person 1: No, what happened to him? Person 2: He was lucky it was a soft drink! Person 3: Oh aunt that just hurts my brain. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Person 2: No, what happened? Person 1: They woke up. Person 3: I don't think that has anything to do with family puns either. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's get back to the family puns. Did you hear about the sister who stole a tractor? Person 1: No, what happened to her? Person 2: She got a little too close to her roots. Person 3: That's it, I'm out of here. You guys are just making me cousinstantly cringe NOW FUCK OFF! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50776 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Write a conversation between a handful of idiots where every interaction is a pun on family relations, such as aunt, uncle, brother, etc. Person 1: Hey guys, what do you call a fake noodle? Person 2: I don't know, what? Person 1: An impasta! Ha ha ha. Person 3: Oh brother, that was terrible. Person 2: Speaking of brothers, did you hear about the one who fell into the upholstery machine? Person 1: No, what happened? Person 2: He's fully recovered. Person 3: Uncle believe you just said that. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the pregnant bed? Person 2: No, what's that? Person 1: It's a bed that's already made! Person 3: That's not even related to family puns. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's stick to the theme. Did you hear about the uncle who got hit in the head with a soda can? Person 1: No, what happened to him? Person 2: He was lucky it was a soft drink! Person 3: Oh aunt that just hurts my brain. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Person 2: No, what happened? Person 1: They woke up. Person 3: I don't think that has anything to do with family puns either. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's get back to the family puns. Did you hear about the sister who stole a tractor? Person 1: No, what happened to her? Person 2: She got a little too close to her roots. Person 3: That's it, I'm out of here. You guys are just making me cousinstantly cringe NOW FUCK OFF! Step away from the AI. Step… did you see what I did there Gemmill, did y’see? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 14520 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3657 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 "With 49 goals for Burnley and 24 for Nottingham Forest, Chris Wood is one of only two players to be top or joint-top scorer for two different clubs in the Premier League, along with @alanshearer (Blackburn & Newcastle)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 63312 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said: "With 49 goals for Burnley and 24 for Nottingham Forest, Chris Wood is one of only two players to be top or joint-top scorer for two different clubs in the Premier League, along with @alanshearer (Blackburn & Newcastle)." Tallest dwarf in the circus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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