wykikitoon 24127 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8187 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 What was the point in the clause? 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8959 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 On 17/02/2023 at 12:17, Holden McGroin said: What was the point in the clause? 😄 Expand In case he tripped down some stairs on his way there? Anyway, it's much easier to like our Woodsy now. Not that I didn't before of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38157 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 On 17/02/2023 at 12:17, Holden McGroin said: What was the point in the clause? 😄 Expand That’s what I thought. I wonder if it’s something to do with the accounts. They effectively signed him permanently in January but it’ll be in the next financial year or something like that? Because there was no way he wasn’t going to trigger that clause. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34712 Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 The club have played an absolute blinder here. I thought we would have to pay someone to take him off our hands and that Forest would at least have negotiated a clause that the deal would be off in the event of relegation. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24127 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Out for the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2534 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Oof 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46799 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 On 30/03/2023 at 12:16, wykikitoon said: Out for the season. Expand At least he’s improved his chance of scoring. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34712 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Thank fuck he got his contractual appearances in before now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7794 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 30/03/2023 at 12:16, wykikitoon said: Out for the season. Expand My missus has renamed him 'Dead Wood' "Thank you very much for £19m" didn't go down too well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24127 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 My in laws have said it improves their team with him out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24490 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 12:50, wykikitoon said: My in laws have said it improves their team with him out Expand sounds familiar 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46799 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 13:16, Dr Gloom said: sounds familiar Expand It’s all relative, I suppose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4449 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 13:44, Monkeys Fist said: It’s all relative, I suppose. Expand Aunt you funny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 107 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 13:50, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Aunt you funny Expand Well that isn't a very neice thing to say is it? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53478 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 Write a conversation between a handful of idiots where every interaction is a pun on family relations, such as aunt, uncle, brother, etc. Person 1: Hey guys, what do you call a fake noodle? Person 2: I don't know, what? Person 1: An impasta! Ha ha ha. Person 3: Oh brother, that was terrible. Person 2: Speaking of brothers, did you hear about the one who fell into the upholstery machine? Person 1: No, what happened? Person 2: He's fully recovered. Person 3: Uncle believe you just said that. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the pregnant bed? Person 2: No, what's that? Person 1: It's a bed that's already made! Person 3: That's not even related to family puns. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's stick to the theme. Did you hear about the uncle who got hit in the head with a soda can? Person 1: No, what happened to him? Person 2: He was lucky it was a soft drink! Person 3: Oh aunt that just hurts my brain. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Person 2: No, what happened? Person 1: They woke up. Person 3: I don't think that has anything to do with family puns either. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's get back to the family puns. Did you hear about the sister who stole a tractor? Person 1: No, what happened to her? Person 2: She got a little too close to her roots. Person 3: That's it, I'm out of here. You guys are just making me cousinstantly cringe NOW FUCK OFF! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4449 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 15:55, Gemmill said: Write a conversation between a handful of idiots where every interaction is a pun on family relations, such as aunt, uncle, brother, etc. Person 1: Hey guys, what do you call a fake noodle? Person 2: I don't know, what? Person 1: An impasta! Ha ha ha. Person 3: Oh brother, that was terrible. Person 2: Speaking of brothers, did you hear about the one who fell into the upholstery machine? Person 1: No, what happened? Person 2: He's fully recovered. Person 3: Uncle believe you just said that. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the pregnant bed? Person 2: No, what's that? Person 1: It's a bed that's already made! Person 3: That's not even related to family puns. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's stick to the theme. Did you hear about the uncle who got hit in the head with a soda can? Person 1: No, what happened to him? Person 2: He was lucky it was a soft drink! Person 3: Oh aunt that just hurts my brain. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Person 2: No, what happened? Person 1: They woke up. Person 3: I don't think that has anything to do with family puns either. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's get back to the family puns. Did you hear about the sister who stole a tractor? Person 1: No, what happened to her? Person 2: She got a little too close to her roots. Person 3: That's it, I'm out of here. You guys are just making me cousinstantly cringe NOW FUCK OFF! Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46799 Posted March 31, 2023 Share Posted March 31, 2023 On 31/03/2023 at 15:55, Gemmill said: Write a conversation between a handful of idiots where every interaction is a pun on family relations, such as aunt, uncle, brother, etc. Person 1: Hey guys, what do you call a fake noodle? Person 2: I don't know, what? Person 1: An impasta! Ha ha ha. Person 3: Oh brother, that was terrible. Person 2: Speaking of brothers, did you hear about the one who fell into the upholstery machine? Person 1: No, what happened? Person 2: He's fully recovered. Person 3: Uncle believe you just said that. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the pregnant bed? Person 2: No, what's that? Person 1: It's a bed that's already made! Person 3: That's not even related to family puns. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's stick to the theme. Did you hear about the uncle who got hit in the head with a soda can? Person 1: No, what happened to him? Person 2: He was lucky it was a soft drink! Person 3: Oh aunt that just hurts my brain. Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? Person 2: No, what happened? Person 1: They woke up. Person 3: I don't think that has anything to do with family puns either. Person 2: Yeah, you're right. Let's get back to the family puns. Did you hear about the sister who stole a tractor? Person 1: No, what happened to her? Person 2: She got a little too close to her roots. Person 3: That's it, I'm out of here. You guys are just making me cousinstantly cringe NOW FUCK OFF! Expand Step away from the AI. Step… did you see what I did there Gemmill, did y’see? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13101 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 3099 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 "With 49 goals for Burnley and 24 for Nottingham Forest, Chris Wood is one of only two players to be top or joint-top scorer for two different clubs in the Premier League, along with @alanshearer (Blackburn & Newcastle)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53478 Posted December 1, 2024 Share Posted December 1, 2024 On 01/12/2024 at 20:27, ohhh_yeah said: "With 49 goals for Burnley and 24 for Nottingham Forest, Chris Wood is one of only two players to be top or joint-top scorer for two different clubs in the Premier League, along with @alanshearer (Blackburn & Newcastle)." Expand Tallest dwarf in the circus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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