Holden McGroin 7934 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Had one of those today. For those uneducated in the art of faeces dialect, a Bermuda Triangle is when you crimp a cable, turn around to view your masterpiece and there is NOTHING there. You then proceed to raise an eyebrow and look confused for a split second. To make it even more confusing I had a mystery wipe afterwards.. What a weird day so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 My mate refers to these as ghost shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards. Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7934 Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 If it wasnt for the Neptunes Kiss then I would have no evidence that turd ever escaped my body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52383 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 wellsy said: If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards. Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... 102508[/snapback] Thunderbox tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Ahh, the good old biolubricated plop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Gemmill said: wellsy said: If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards. Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... 102508[/snapback] Thunderbox tbh. 102560[/snapback] Aye, she's great isnt it. I have a wooden one outback and it is a real Aussie thunderbox tbh... none of this porcelain shizzle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 Rob can ask Thomas Crapper about this btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 wellsy said: If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards.Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... 102508[/snapback] Thats known in these parts as "Drawing an Ace" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontoasey 0 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 knew this thread would be full of sh1t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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