Holden McGroin 1 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 Had one of those today. For those uneducated in the art of faeces dialect, a Bermuda Triangle is when you crimp a cable, turn around to view your masterpiece and there is NOTHING there. You then proceed to raise an eyebrow and look confused for a split second. To make it even more confusing I had a mystery wipe afterwards.. What a weird day so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alex Report post Posted March 2, 2006 My mate refers to these as ghost shits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wellsy 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards. Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holden McGroin 1 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 If it wasnt for the Neptunes Kiss then I would have no evidence that turd ever escaped my body. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 113 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards. Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... 102508[/snapback] Thunderbox tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WubbleUC 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 Ahh, the good old biolubricated plop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wellsy 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards. Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... 102508[/snapback] Thunderbox tbh. 102560[/snapback] Aye, she's great isnt it. I have a wooden one outback and it is a real Aussie thunderbox tbh... none of this porcelain shizzle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alex Report post Posted March 2, 2006 Rob can ask Thomas Crapper about this btw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 If you do it in the bowl and then have a mysterious wipe then we call that a clean snap if nothing is on the paper towel afterwards.Everyone enjoys a clean snap once and awhile, it could become an art of training the sphincter muscles... 102508[/snapback] Thats known in these parts as "Drawing an Ace" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toontoasey 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2006 knew this thread would be full of sh1t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites