catmag 336 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Woman's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway! Delia's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way: Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delia's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way: Tesco sells cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Delia's Way: Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. The Real Woman's Way: It could keep forever. Who the hell eats it?! Delia's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in a glass of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont care! Delia's Way: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way: That's why I have a man. Delia's Way: Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. The Real Woman's Way: Leftover wine???? Are you mental?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia's Way:If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way: That's why I have a man. 115866[/snapback] Doesn't Delia know latex is only designed for wearing everywhere but the hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia's Way:If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way: That's why I have a man. 115866[/snapback] Doesn't Delia know latex is only designed for wearing everywhere but the hands 115867[/snapback] Bit of a bugger if you don't discover you have a latex allergy until that very time.... And I think Delia is far too straight-laced to have ever considered it to be used for anything except washing-up gloves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia a bit fussy? Still would, like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia a bit fussy? Still would, like 115887[/snapback] Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia a bit fussy? Still would, like 115887[/snapback] Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! 115889[/snapback] Ha ha Old and experienced though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36207 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Snakey, you dirty dirty man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia a bit fussy? Still would, like 115887[/snapback] Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! 115889[/snapback] Ha ha Old and experienced though! 115890[/snapback] And someone who possesses particularly bad taste! "C'mon Snakey. Let's be 'aaavin' yewwwwwwww. I can't hear yewwwwwwww....!!!" *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Snakey, you dirty dirty man. 115897[/snapback] She's alright, man. Experienced, curvaceous and, let's face it, must make one hell of a breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Delia a bit fussy? Still would, like 115887[/snapback] Within the space of that post alone - you became old!! 115889[/snapback] Ha ha Old and experienced though! 115890[/snapback] And someone who possesses particularly bad taste! "C'mon Snakey. Let's be 'aaavin' yewwwwwwww. I can't hear yewwwwwwww....!!!" *shudders* 115902[/snapback] Would my most apt reply be: 'I'm coming' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 ....must make one hell of a breakfast 115907[/snapback] hes got us there like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36207 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 ....must make one hell of a breakfast 115907[/snapback] hes got us there like. 115912[/snapback] I'd sooner die of starvation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I like Delia, not in that way though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 ....must make one hell of a breakfast 115907[/snapback] hes got us there like. 115912[/snapback] I'd sooner die of starvation. 115917[/snapback] Lies tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I like Delia, not in that way though 115934[/snapback] You would and you know it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I like Delia, not in that way though 115934[/snapback] You would and you know it! 115943[/snapback] Wouldn't say no on a Friday night etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I like Delia, not in that way though 115934[/snapback] You would and you know it! 115943[/snapback] Isn't she a gay icon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I like Delia, not in that way though 115934[/snapback] You would and you know it! 115943[/snapback] Isn't she a gay icon? 115951[/snapback] So that's why Gemmill is so vehemently denying he would shag her!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 I like Delia, not in that way though 115934[/snapback] You would and you know it! 115943[/snapback] Isn't she a gay icon? 115951[/snapback] So that's why Gemmill is so vehemently denying he would shag her!!!!!!! 115955[/snapback] And the chap with the baldy heed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 When Nigella's available, pah, Delia's got nee chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17357 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Class catmag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 When Nigella's available, pah, Delia's got nee chance. 116025[/snapback] Now you're talking. Mmmm, Nigella... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 Class catmag 116125[/snapback] My kind of cooking actually! No, not the Delia way.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36207 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Someone called Delicious Delia has registered. Surely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Someone called Delicious Delia has registered. Surely not. 116786[/snapback] *smoothes hair and sits up straight* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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