Craig 6378 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 best one i heard lately was 'the soggy squirral' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 First time I hit the button I get: Shut the door! I'm shaking the Spanish rubber egg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Needless to say I started ruining the batmobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18543 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I couldn't believe my luck as she started sleeving the porcelain totem pole. Phnarr, phnarr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 This one has me worried You should have seen him inserting the sacred virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36731 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 (edited) You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were initiating the moist hose. You can't expect me to believe you were only gargling the moist curtain. Edited April 10, 2006 by Gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36731 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 shocking the sheriff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Needless to say I started ruining the batmobile 118772[/snapback] Surprised I didn't get that one, the amount of Batman jokes I got the other month when I went out with a lass called Robyn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 He spent every lunch hour at home, spraypainting the raccoon. or For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at slapping the smurfy flute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36731 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men ruining the christmas tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 He spent every lunch hour at home, spraypainting the raccoon. or For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at slapping the smurfy flute. 118860[/snapback] Goes with mine???? As the kids say, she was perpetuating the Turkish smurfy duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I feel like rearranging the goat. Allegedly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I couldn't believe my luck as she started absorbing the trouser bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Every morning, he woke up tenderizing the otter's sweaty hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 He spent every lunch hour at home, spraypainting the raccoon. or For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at slapping the smurfy flute. 118860[/snapback] He couldn't believe his luck when she asked him to teach her how to play his smurfy flute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 She checked the coast was clear before grooming the rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 As the kids say, she was rubbing the wombat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 He spent every lunch hour at home, spraypainting the raccoon. or For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at slapping the smurfy flute. 118860[/snapback] He couldn't believe his luck when she asked him to teach her how to play his smurfy flute. 118929[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him putting a kink in the chocolate minnow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 A few i encountered: Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began perpetuating the fishbowl. Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. poking the great forbidden enchilada! Like most guys his age, he wasn't above harvesting the Welsh goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Perpetuating the fishbowl. 119044[/snapback] Euphemism for sticking a mobile phone up your arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Perpetuating the fishbowl. 119044[/snapback] Euphemism for sticking a mobile phone up your arse? 119046[/snapback] If not, then it should be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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