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In a Los Angeles hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get

Into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed

His predicament. Sir, she said, you may use the ladies room if you

Promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.

 

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons

He had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by

Letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he

Touched them?

 

He couldn't resist . He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently

Upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms

Don't have nice things like this.

 

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air

Replaced the warm water.

 

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff

Caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this

Unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom.

 

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to

Push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

 

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and

a nurse was staring down at him.

 

What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing

The ATR button.

 

The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is

Under your pillow.

 

 

Men Never Listen.

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      What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing

      The ATR button.

 

 

Men Never Listen.

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IMAO....good one Raider!!

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Just been sent this which may apply to a few of the gobshites on here  :D

 

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She's not really in any position to be wearing that t-shirt tbh. :nufc:

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Just been sent this which may apply to a few of the gobshites on here  :D

 

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She's not really in any position to be wearing that t-shirt tbh. :(

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:D should she be standing on her head or something ??? :nufc:

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Just been sent this which may apply to a few of the gobshites on here  :D

 

qshirt087rg.jpg

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She's not really in any position to be wearing that t-shirt tbh. :(

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:D should she be standing on her head or something ??? :nufc:

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whatever shuts her the fuck up to be honest :D

 

can't believe she's squeezed so many people beside the sink, but can't be arsed to get proper lights on.

dippy mare

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tbh  :D

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Are you insinuating that black men only think with their todgers? :nufc:

 

Racialist tbh. :D

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i try not to put black men and their todgers in the same line of thought tbh :(

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