Toonraider 0 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 In a Los Angeles hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get Into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed His predicament. Sir, she said, you may use the ladies room if you Promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall. He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons He had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by Letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he Touched them? He couldn't resist . He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently Upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms Don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air Replaced the warm water. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff Caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this Unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to Push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing The ATR button. The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is Under your pillow. Men Never Listen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaalan 0 Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 What happened he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing The ATR button. Men Never Listen. 142174[/snapback] IMAO....good one Raider!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Sorry, what was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 think she said something about taking the bins oot... not sure like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Just been sent this which may apply to a few of the gobshites on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Just been sent this which may apply to a few of the gobshites on here 142418[/snapback] She's not really in any position to be wearing that t-shirt tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Just been sent this which may apply to a few of the gobshites on here 142418[/snapback] She's not really in any position to be wearing that t-shirt tbh. 142429[/snapback] should she be standing on her head or something ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Just been sent this which may apply to a few of the gobshites on here 142418[/snapback] She's not really in any position to be wearing that t-shirt tbh. 142429[/snapback] should she be standing on her head or something ??? 142430[/snapback] whatever shuts her the fuck up to be honest can't believe she's squeezed so many people beside the sink, but can't be arsed to get proper lights on. dippy mare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 tbh 142437[/snapback] Are you insinuating that black men only think with their todgers? Racialist tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 tbh 142437[/snapback] Are you insinuating that black men only think with their todgers? Racialist tbh. 142460[/snapback] i try not to put black men and their todgers in the same line of thought tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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