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All the English wives are pissing just about everyone off by the sound of it. I really don't understand why they've all gone over tbh - it is just an excuse for them to have a girly holiday. Not really what it's meant to be about tbh.

 

By train, coach and private jet, the England contingent, which has displayed an extravagance so sorely missing on the pitch, will roll into Cologne tonight on the latest leg of a tour that has consumed the supplies of some of Germany's finest boutiques and restaurants.

 

If, in the finest winning tradition, England's WAGs (wives and girlfriends) stick to the pre-match routine, there will be Japanese-style private saunas and coaches festooned with booze that will be drained dry.

 

Yet for all WAGs' attendant glamour, the first murmurs of discontent were sounded yesterday about the high jinks, including £270 champagne bills and strangulated renditions of We Are The Champions, which have seen them plastered across the German papers.

 

Sir Bobby Robson and Paul Jewell added their names to the list of pundits who consider the sideshow to be an unwelcome distraction, while some German commentators made it clear that their amused tolerance is giving way to profound irritation. "It's more like a hen night the way they behave - a military-style celebration where everyone has to drink themselves under the table," said Markus Hesselmann, the author of the recently published Germany Through The Eyes of its Football Rivals. "English women seem to treat their bodies as something to gradually dismantle. The Germans in contrast want to preserve theirs."

 

Though more circumspect, the English pundits tend to agree. The BBC's Alan Shearer pointed out that that the players were in Germany "to play football" while Martin O'Neill observed that when the players were reunited with the WAGs after their match against Paraguay that they had not seen them "for all of 20 minutes". Sir Bobby, who took England to the semi-finals at Italia '90, declared: "We're going to war. You can't fight a war worrying about your wife or child. For one month, kiss them goodbye."

 

The Wives, as they are known in Germany, are being accommodated (at their own expense) at the spa resort of Baden-Baden, where Wayne Rooney's girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin, 20, led a delegation to Garibaldi's restaurant and nightclub. They drank and sang for five hours and ran up a £428 bar bill.

 

The town's boutique owners took pre-emptive action by ordering in extra stocks of new season Gucci, Prada and Dsquared. But in a display of the growing distaste for the WAGs, the mass circulation newspaper Bild Zeitung took a swipe at their spending yesterday. "How can you tell the difference between the species of English woman and the majority of German women?" it asked. "In 10 minutes they spend more cash on clothes than ours do in half a lifetime."

 

It's a long way from 1966, when Tina Moore (wife of the captain, Bobby Moore) led the England wives on two excursions; one to The Black and White Minstrel Show, the other to Golders Green shopping centre. But the WAGs do have the backing of one commentator, the pundit Alan Brazil, whose Scottish side was denied such access rights before the 1982 World Cup in Spain and who recalls the profound pre-match boredom. "It didn't help. We beat New Zealand, lost to Brazil, drew with Russia and got on the plane home," he said.

 

The FA declined to comment on the WAGs' effect on the players' performance. "You'll have to ask Sven," said a spokesman.

 

By contrast, only five of the Swedish players' wives will watch tonight's match because after an initial week paid for by the Swedish FA, they then had to fund the visit themselves. Most opted to fly home.

 

I love SBR's OTT "We're going to war!" stuff. :lol:

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I heard Robson on about that on the radio last night. Plus, I think Al Jolson should reprise his Black and White Minstrel show one last time to evoke that spirit of '66.

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I heard Robson on about that on the radio last night. Plus, I think Al Jolson should reprise his Black and White Minstrel show one last time to evoke that spirit of '66.

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I can just see Coleene at the front of the show......

 

 

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ye seen this Vicky???? theyve got darkees n all sorts here!"

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I heard Robson on about that on the radio last night. Plus, I think Al Jolson should reprise his Black and White Minstrel show one last time to evoke that spirit of '66.

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I can just see Coleene at the front of the show......

 

 

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ye seen this Vicky???? theyve got darkees n all sorts here!"

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:lol:

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

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She's worth mine.

 

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

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She's worth mine.

 

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Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes?

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

151176[/snapback]

 

She's worth mine.

 

42ba8hf.th.jpg

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Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes?

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yeah - kinda browny things. what about them?

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

151176[/snapback]

 

She's worth mine.

 

42ba8hf.th.jpg

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Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes?

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yeah - kinda browny things. what about them?

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Precisely. Very observant. And if youre that observant you'll have no trouble spotting that boat-race.

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

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:lol:

 

I concur

 

thin lips and all round stumpyness.. *shudder*

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Agree totally. BTW, who is looking after all there kids for a month? Social Services should get involved, you cant just ditch your kids at the grandparents for a month so you can go and get pissed up and every night in Germany.

 

If my missus was wasting my hard earned cash buying handbags, shoes and booze every day shed feel the hairy side of my hand

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

151176[/snapback]

 

She's worth mine.

 

42ba8hf.th.jpg

151216[/snapback]

 

Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes?

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spacka boots tbh

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

151176[/snapback]

 

She's worth mine.

 

42ba8hf.th.jpg

151216[/snapback]

 

Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes?

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spacka boots tbh

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:lol:

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

151176[/snapback]

 

She's worth mine.

 

42ba8hf.th.jpg

151216[/snapback]

 

Are you kidding? Have you seen those shoes?

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spacka boots tbh

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:lol:

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:D ive seen lads with worse on

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In the words of father-of-one and all round family man Smooth Operator, Colleen isnt worth the thick side of my cock.

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:lol:

 

I concur

 

thin lips and all round stumpyness.. *shudder*

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Thin lips on a girl is inexcusable tbh.

 

On the stumpyness issue I tread a very fine line. I dont go for tall girls at all-i'm all about the shorter laydee, but that can often bring a whole lot of stumpiness issues. Small and petite is the holy grail tbh.

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Agree totally. BTW, who is looking after all there kids for a month? Social Services should get involved, you cant just ditch your kids at the grandparents for a month so you can go and get pissed up and every night in Germany.

 

If my missus was wasting my hard earned cash buying handbags, shoes and booze every day shed feel the hairy side of my hand

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palm? :lol:

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They showed Walcott's girlfriend when he came on, and there was also a quick shot of Rooney's bint when he made his comeback against Trinidad and Tobago.

 

They're turning the game into Heat magazine. Jade Goody and Chico will be pundits at the next World Cup. :lol:

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