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Bless you, you bastard!

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Every time I sneeze at work the same sour-breasted old munter pipes up with the obligatory "bless you". Now normally I wouldn't mind but it's usual practice to sneeze in two's but this wife says it after every one and to make it worse it's said in the most monotonous (sp) unsympathetic tone.

 

I'd rather she said fuck all and got on with her job, the dried up old hag.

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If you think she's doing it to annoy you say it to her and when she says ....what! Say, sorry I thought I smelt something vile coming from your direction :lol:

 

...nah that's quite childesh. Just tell her to fook off! :blush:

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Go into work dressed as a goth, complete with white face, black nails and eyeliner, sporting an antichrist cross (i can loan you mine if ye likes) and then sneeze.

 

When she says "bless you" reply with a "HAIL SATAN".

 

Problem solved tbh.

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Go into work dressed as a goth, complete with white face, black nails and eyeliner, sporting an antichrist cross (i can loan you mine if ye likes) and then sneeze.

 

When she says "bless you" reply with a "HAIL SATAN".

 

Problem solved tbh.

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Not really. She still said bless you... :blush:

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push her off her chair and stamp on her throat, snapping her wind pipe and ending her miserable life

 

problem solved

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push her off her chair and stamp on her throat, snapping her wind pipe and ending her miserable life

 

problem solved

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I live this solution best, I shall set about implementing it immediately!

 

 

 

Damn it my sneezing fit seems to have ceased!

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