Guest Patrokles Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'd have my memory wiped to deal with the issue of regret. I'm still sat on about £4.5m, you're dead, and I don't even remember who you WERE, never mind care. I'd have your kids done in prior to the memory wipe too, just to stave off any potential revenge attacks. 182795[/snapback] One day you'll be back on here though, and then you'll remember. 182798[/snapback] But then I'll be reminded of how you fully deserved it for making me get the tattoo and all will be well. Either that or I'll book myself in for further memory wiping - this time to include this website's URL. 182803[/snapback] You'd leave this website for a paltry £5M? 182805[/snapback] We should all chip in, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How big does it have to be as well? You could have it in tiny letters as long as it still on your forehead, so yes, I would for £5m. 182784[/snapback] One could have it written in Arabic as well. This would therefore be only understood by Arabs and not by the wider community. Aaaaaaaaaand, once you have the 5mill you can live somewhere where there are no Arabs to read it, like *thinks* Finland. Sorted. 182793[/snapback] Basque would have been more obscure like. 182801[/snapback] Esperanto 182802[/snapback] I'll see your Esperanto and raise you a Romanche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'd have my memory wiped to deal with the issue of regret. I'm still sat on about £4.5m, you're dead, and I don't even remember who you WERE, never mind care. I'd have your kids done in prior to the memory wipe too, just to stave off any potential revenge attacks. 182795[/snapback] One day you'll be back on here though, and then you'll remember. 182798[/snapback] But then I'll be reminded of how you fully deserved it for making me get the tattoo and all will be well. Either that or I'll book myself in for further memory wiping - this time to include this website's URL. 182803[/snapback] You'd leave this website for a paltry £5M? 182805[/snapback] We should all chip in, tbh. 182807[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How big does it have to be as well? You could have it in tiny letters as long as it still on your forehead, so yes, I would for £5m. 182784[/snapback] One could have it written in Arabic as well. This would therefore be only understood by Arabs and not by the wider community. Aaaaaaaaaand, once you have the 5mill you can live somewhere where there are no Arabs to read it, like *thinks* Finland. Sorted. 182793[/snapback] Basque would have been more obscure like. 182801[/snapback] Esperanto 182802[/snapback] I'll see your Esperanto and raise you a Romanche 182808[/snapback] Klingon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How big does it have to be as well? You could have it in tiny letters as long as it still on your forehead, so yes, I would for £5m. 182784[/snapback] One could have it written in Arabic as well. This would therefore be only understood by Arabs and not by the wider community. Aaaaaaaaaand, once you have the 5mill you can live somewhere where there are no Arabs to read it, like *thinks* Finland. Sorted. 182793[/snapback] Basque would have been more obscure like. 182801[/snapback] Esperanto 182802[/snapback] I'll see your Esperanto and raise you a Romanche 182808[/snapback] Klingon. 182811[/snapback] There are probably more Star Trek fans who speak that world-wide than a few other languages, I'd imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How big does it have to be as well? You could have it in tiny letters as long as it still on your forehead, so yes, I would for £5m. 182784[/snapback] One could have it written in Arabic as well. This would therefore be only understood by Arabs and not by the wider community. Aaaaaaaaaand, once you have the 5mill you can live somewhere where there are no Arabs to read it, like *thinks* Finland. Sorted. 182793[/snapback] Basque would have been more obscure like. 182801[/snapback] Esperanto 182802[/snapback] I'll see your Esperanto and raise you a Romanche 182808[/snapback] Klingon. 182811[/snapback] Should just get it in Chinese script. Half the tatoos people go about with Chinese writing probably say Cuntflaps or similar anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17811 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 How big does it have to be as well? You could have it in tiny letters as long as it still on your forehead, so yes, I would for £5m. 182784[/snapback] One could have it written in Arabic as well. This would therefore be only understood by Arabs and not by the wider community. Aaaaaaaaaand, once you have the 5mill you can live somewhere where there are no Arabs to read it, like *thinks* Finland. Sorted. 182793[/snapback] Basque would have been more obscure like. 182801[/snapback] Esperanto 182802[/snapback] I'll see your Esperanto and raise you a Romanche 182808[/snapback] Klingon. 182811[/snapback] There are probably more Star Trek fans who speak that world-wide than a few other languages, I'd imagine. 182816[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curry stained pilchard 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Get CUNTFUCK tattooed on your forehead if someone offered you £5 million? I would. I'd just keep my fringe long. 182752[/snapback] Could I have it written backwards so I could read it in the mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34533 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'd have my memory wiped to deal with the issue of regret. I'm still sat on about £4.5m, you're dead, and I don't even remember who you WERE, never mind care. I'd have your kids done in prior to the memory wipe too, just to stave off any potential revenge attacks. 182795[/snapback] One day you'll be back on here though, and then you'll remember. 182798[/snapback] But then I'll be reminded of how you fully deserved it for making me get the tattoo and all will be well. Either that or I'll book myself in for further memory wiping - this time to include this website's URL. 182803[/snapback] You'd leave this website for a paltry £5M? 182805[/snapback] We should all chip in, tbh. 182807[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 You could write it in that security pen the polis give out, that only be seen under fluorescent light. You'd only offend wankered clubbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I should think having "cuntfuck" written on my head would be somewhat ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'll see your Esperanto and raise you a Romanche 182808[/snapback] Do a little danche, make a little love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 For shhure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Darn straight - white ink (yes it does exist!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 so to summarise then for 5million you could have it written in Basque, very small letters, in skin coloured ink and have a big fringe. A foolproof plan unless after years of living happily with it, you forget its there and have a haircut, go on holiday to Spain and while there get a damn good tan. hmmmm not worth the risk methinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Could I have it written backwards so I could read it in the mirror? 182823[/snapback] Good one, Fatty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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