bobbyshinton 59 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I once left home as a teenager. i had the idea of sleeping in grass ditch but lasted about 20 minutes before going back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I'm a silver spoon mother-fucka so nee chance of that. Don't understand how anyone ends up that way tbh, reckon it's mostly by choice. The mad wifey that hangs around the Monument swigging Special Brew is my supporting evidence, she fucking loves being homeless does that soap dodger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I once gave a homeless gadgey a pound for a cup of tea. Myself, i have never been homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5180 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' Clearly for a cheap bottle of cider tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I've never been homeless, has anyone seen the homeless guy who hangs round the Bigg Market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigo 0 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not been properly homeless, but I did have to live at work for a while, work was a pub, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' I love massive generalisations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I've never been homeless, has anyone seen the homeless guy who hangs round the Bigg Market? Yeah I gave him some pizza on the pissup night out, seen him a few times now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 (edited) Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' I love massive generalisations Seriously, try it. The majority will ask insistently for cash and then grudgingly accept whatever the alternative is. Edited September 13, 2006 by Patrokles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' I love massive generalisations Seriously, try it. The majority will ask insistently for cash and then grudgingly accept whatever the alternative is. Are you talking about street beggars or genuinely homeless people who sleep on the streets, mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' I love massive generalisations Seriously, try it. The majority will ask insistently for cash and then grudgingly accept whatever the alternative is. Are you talking about street beggars or genuinely homeless people who sleep on the streets, mate? Beggars. Conmen, the lot of 'em. I have no beef with genuinely homeless-ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36703 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' I love massive generalisations Seriously, try it. The majority will ask insistently for cash and then grudgingly accept whatever the alternative is. Are you talking about street beggars or genuinely homeless people who sleep on the streets, mate? Beggars. Conmen, the lot of 'em. I have no beef with genuinely homeless-ers. If I was homeless, I'd prefer a quid rather than a cuppa with a stranger. Anti-social bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Not me thank god. If you were how did that happen? How did you cope? are you still homeless, do you want a cuppa The response to that will unfailingly be 'can I just get the money instead, mate?' Best of all is when they'll ask you for a quid for the bus/a cuppa, and you have a ticket/cup of tea on you, and offer it to them, and they'll refuse; 'I want the cash' I love massive generalisations Seriously, try it. The majority will ask insistently for cash and then grudgingly accept whatever the alternative is. Are you talking about street beggars or genuinely homeless people who sleep on the streets, mate? Beggars. Conmen, the lot of 'em. I have no beef with genuinely homeless-ers. If I was homeless, I'd prefer a quid rather than a cuppa with a stranger. It was referring more to being asked for money for a cuppa, then replying, 'well, hang on, there's a starbucks over there, I'll pop across and get you something', only to see a look of PANIC/HORROR/REVULSION on their face and frantic protestations concerning how they'd just far rather have the cash. FOR THEIR DIRTY DRUG HABITS AND SODOMY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I was in that londins once when I was nineteen...a tramo came and asked for money an I was told to say no, was outside a pub in Swiss cottasge and a barefoot bloke was eating nutella out opf a jar from the bi n...I went to bnurger king anmd bought him a happy meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I was in that londins once when I was nineteen...a tramo came and asked for money an I was told to say no, was outside a pub in Swiss cottasge and a barefoot bloke was eating nutella out opf a jar from the bi n...I went to bnurger king anmd bought him a happy meal Inappropriate tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I was in that londins once when I was nineteen...a tramo came and asked for money an I was told to say no, was outside a pub in Swiss cottasge and a barefoot bloke was eating nutella out opf a jar from the bi n...I went to bnurger king anmd bought him a happy meal Inappropriate tbh well he was "happy" when I gave him the bait !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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