bobbyshinton 59 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Whats it all about. If you are or when you were young how did you feel at christmas, like a bastard on fathers day I would guess. Are blood transfusions taboo as well? Religion is a twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36010 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 We had a lad at school who was one. He wouldn't swear no matter how much I tried to goad him into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18204 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 We had a lad at school who was one. He wouldn't swear no matter how much I tried to goad him into it. Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36010 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I never actually got him to swear, so I think I'm innocent there. It wasn't for want of trying though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 My little sister's friend's parents are. She's not allowed to do much at all and she's not old enough to argue or just do stuff of her own accord. Feel sorry for her, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 A good mate of mine is - both him and his family are into it but i'm not so sure he's really that arsed. he's just a regular lad and recently settled doon with a lass. Loves his beer and loves his curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Aren't they luddites? Probably not overly fond of the internet, "If God had wanted us to go on t'internet he'd have given us USB ports" etc. Though they do have a website... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Jewish Official: All right, no one is to stone ANYONE until I blow this whistle! Even... and let me make this absolutely clear... even if they do say "Jehovah"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6328 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I used to work with one. He used to get irate at the fact I said I was agnostic - used to be able to wind him up a treat for hours on end. And he was a ginger!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 We had a lad at school who was one. He wouldn't swear no matter how much I tried to goad him into it. Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6328 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 We had a lad at school who was one. He wouldn't swear no matter how much I tried to goad him into it. Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners. When I was in the last year at Uni, there was a 'Kingdom Hall' just round the corner from our house. Jesus wept you've never seen security like it - wrought iron gates which wouldn't have looked out of place in Fort Knox and solid iron (not shutters or bars) plates covering the windows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 (edited) We had a lad at school who was one. He wouldn't swear no matter how much I tried to goad him into it. Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners. What's that? Jehovah's Witness and Mormons are one and the same? Ohhhh. EDIT: In case the reference was too obscure: http://www.cephas-library.com/jw/jw_jw_lds_same_origin.html Edited October 11, 2006 by Patrokles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Aren't they luddites? Probably not overly fond of the internet, "If God had wanted us to go on t'internet he'd have given us USB ports" etc. Though they do have a website... Around PA is Amish country and they'd all be milling around the airport having just got off a plane. It makes no sense! Horses & carts over cars, but if we really need to get somewhere we'll take a MASSIVE PLANE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 We had a lad at school who was one. He wouldn't swear no matter how much I tried to goad him into it. Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners. What's that? Jehovah's Witness and Mormons are one and the same? Ohhhh. EDIT: In case the reference was too obscure: http://www.cephas-library.com/jw/jw_jw_lds_same_origin.html And it could not have come from a higher authority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 We had a lad at school who was one. He wouldn't swear no matter how much I tried to goad him into it. Double helpings of hell for you. They're the right ones according to SouthPark. Thats the mormons. "The correct answer was the mormons" Theres a JH assembly hall near me actually which is attended by some frustratingly attractive young female parishoners. What's that? Jehovah's Witness and Mormons are one and the same? Ohhhh. EDIT: In case the reference was too obscure: http://www.cephas-library.com/jw/jw_jw_lds_same_origin.html And it could not have come from a higher authority. Almost like Jesus himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Almost? Blasphemy tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie 0 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 The annual Jehovah's Witness convention in June at the Arena is always one of the year's highlights. They're barmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 A lad in our street was when we were kids. We used to make him do monkey banana tricks for sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Isn't J69 one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Next-door neighbours when I was growing up were Jehovah's Witnesses. Their kids accidentally knocked over our Christmas tree one year when we were messing around and their mum gave the poor buggers a right leathering because she was so worried we'd think they were trying to defile our Christian traditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6328 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 When I was in the first year of Uni, the halls were a group of houses which were almost like a village in its own right. The fuckers decided to do a door-to-door procession asking us whether we were interested in their literature. When they got to our house they asked the same question and quick as a flash my housemate grabbed his copy of Escort and said "no, are you interested in ours?" They soon left, not without pointing out we'd burn in 'eternal damnation' before they left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18204 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 not without pointing out we'd burn in 'eternal damnation' before they left I assume you didn't actually burn in eternal damnation before they left then. Go to admit, I don't mind them too much. Always been polite and easy to get rid of, I guess they just have to be seen to be trying (to spread the word) in the eyes of their God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36010 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 They wear awful suits though. I'd expect God's messengers to have better threads tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6328 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 not without pointing out we'd burn in 'eternal damnation' before they left I assume you didn't actually burn in eternal damnation before they left then. Ha! Pedant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 When I was a kid I loved the Young Ones episode with Dawn French as a JW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now