Guest Patrokles Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Must pointless thread ever. If you don't like the station change the channel. The best posts are always the ones that state how pointless the thread they're posting in is. I feel it really raises the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36471 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Must pointless thread ever. If you don't like the station change the channel. The best posts are always the ones that state how pointless the thread they're posting in is. I feel it really raises the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27235 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Must pointless thread ever. If you don't like the station change the channel. The best posts are always the ones that state how pointless the thread they're posting in is. I feel it really raises the bar. If we don't tell you what a mong you are then you could go through your entire life never knowing, we're only trying to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Must pointless thread ever. If you don't like the station change the channel. The best posts are always the ones that state how pointless the thread they're posting in is. I feel it really raises the bar. If we don't tell you what a mong you are then you could go through your entire life never knowing, we're only trying to help. A shit post from ewok. there's a shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27235 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 ewok? A typically witty, sharp comeback from Patrokles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Must pointless thread ever. If you don't like the station change the channel. The best posts are always the ones that state how pointless the thread they're posting in is. I feel it really raises the bar. Possibly but you have to agree the best threads are always the ones where someone decides to display their bigotry and ignorance, allowing perfectly good forums the opportunity to attain the heights of the tabloid press. And for this verlaine we thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 A good night, the best in a long time A new friend turned me on to an old favorite Nothing better than a dealer whos high Be high, convince them to buy Whats my drug of choice? Well, what have you got? I dont go broke And I do it a lot Seems so sick to the hypocrite norm Running their boring drills But we are an elite race of our own The stoners, junkies, and freaks Are you happy? I am, man. Content and fully aware Money, status, nothing to me cause your life is empty and bare You cant understand a users mind But try, with your books and degrees If you let yourself go and opened your mind Ill bet youd be doing like me And it aint so bad Love the bold bit especially Love the solo for that song, doesn't fit the rest of the song mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27235 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Who can really compete with the lyrical wordsmith that is Patrokles? Song for Beth Hey Beth- you're the best! (I had to get that off my chest) & hey Beth- I'm glad I met you! I don't think I'll ever forget you! You're the best & your name is Beth! your name is Beth & you, you are the best! I'll miss you when you go away, even though we only hung out for a day & although we just met- I, I still think that you're the best! You're the best & your, your name is Beth! your name is Beth & I, I think you're the best! Tbh I don't think you're in any position to comment on how shit someone else's lyrics are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27235 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 They're all priceless tbh. Song for Laura I like you & you like me you drove a golf cart into a tree which, apparently, you didn't see I'm sorry 'bout San Francisco- I was a dick, yeah I know; I'm sorry about San Francisco Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite- if you say I am, there'll be a fight; because I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite But I'll do whatever I freakin' want to, &, hey, I still like you & I'll do whatever I freakin' want to GOSH! Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I like you & you like me you crashed a golf cart into a tree, crashed a golf cart into a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 They're all priceless tbh. Song for Laura I like you & you like me you drove a golf cart into a tree which, apparently, you didn't see I'm sorry 'bout San Francisco- I was a dick, yeah I know; I'm sorry about San Francisco Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite- if you say I am, there'll be a fight; because I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite But I'll do whatever I freakin' want to, &, hey, I still like you & I'll do whatever I freakin' want to GOSH! Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I like you & you like me you crashed a golf cart into a tree, crashed a golf cart into a tree. Didnt you just make that up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27235 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 They're all priceless tbh. Song for Laura I like you & you like me you drove a golf cart into a tree which, apparently, you didn't see I'm sorry 'bout San Francisco- I was a dick, yeah I know; I'm sorry about San Francisco Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite- if you say I am, there'll be a fight; because I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite But I'll do whatever I freakin' want to, &, hey, I still like you & I'll do whatever I freakin' want to GOSH! Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I like you & you like me you crashed a golf cart into a tree, crashed a golf cart into a tree. Didnt you just make that up? Check out www.bensmusic.co.uk they're all up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13921 Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 They're all priceless tbh. Song for Laura I like you & you like me you drove a golf cart into a tree which, apparently, you didn't see I'm sorry 'bout San Francisco- I was a dick, yeah I know; I'm sorry about San Francisco Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite- if you say I am, there'll be a fight; because I'm not like Napoleon Dynamite But I'll do whatever I freakin' want to, &, hey, I still like you & I'll do whatever I freakin' want to GOSH! Laura, you're my best friend & I'll stay with you until the end if you kiss me, once will do- I really can't stand two I like you & you like me you crashed a golf cart into a tree, crashed a golf cart into a tree. Didnt you just make that up? Check out www.bensmusic.co.uk they're all up there. Yeh thats pretty bad to be honest. I think he writes songs specifically for girls though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 What a shit thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 http://www.lyricsdepot.com/Slayer/exile.html If anybody has a break up or something with a bird, then this is the best song to relate to it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14223 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Must pointless thread ever. If you don't like the station change the channel. The best posts are always the ones that state how pointless the thread they're posting in is. I feel it really raises the bar. True, but metal is an aggressive form of music where it's about the riffs and the rhythm as much as anything else, so the fact that some metal bands come up with pretty bog-standard lyrics is about as newsworthy as "Titus Bramble has a fat arse". There's good and bad in any genre if you go out looking to find whatever suits your argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Must pointless thread ever. If you don't like the station change the channel. The best posts are always the ones that state how pointless the thread they're posting in is. I feel it really raises the bar. True, but metal is an aggressive form of music where it's about the riffs and the rhythm as much as anything else, so the fact that some metal bands come up with pretty bog-standard lyrics is about as newsworthy as "Titus Bramble has a fat arse". There's good and bad in any genre if you go out looking to find whatever suits your argument. Thank you meenzer, it's about time someone set verlaine straight (sorry the ambiguity of that statement means I just can't edit it. ) He does seem to like songs about girls so maybe he's not heard kiss's beth (actually no it appears he has ripped it off.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14223 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 This thread is amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39357 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 ROFLCAKES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39357 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 I think I have found the most offensive lyrics in metal " I Snuck A Retard Into The Sperm Bank " By Anal Cunt. you fucking dyke you didn't want to get touched by a man you wanted to be a strong single mother you ordered a sensitive, gay poet's sperm i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank instead of a bright poet offspring you're stuck with a drooling retard you went broke paying for special care your girlfriend left you for another woman i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank your child's a fucktard i'm sorry but it's true it could have been worse though he could be a jew i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank i snuck a retard into a sperm bank I shit thee not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4044 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Well he does say sorry at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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