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Top half finishes here we come! WOOOOOO

Has Leazes gone pro-Ashley better the devil you know yet?

Having a half day, fuck it

Just a reminder that you’re all discussing international trade agreements with a bloke who needed advice on buying oven cleaner.

Charnley currently browsing through the help wanted ads in the Chronicle.

You're going to keep this up after he's gone aren't you

I'll remember that next time I'm getting shit for us being rubbish while they're 4th, cheers fish

Let's face it lads, that was another game we could have, and should have won considering we had more opportunities and chances to score than they did. We would have had at least had a draw had it not been for Darlow's woeful fumble, and a noted striker like Rooney quick to capitalize on it. Both Shelvey's yellow cards were warranted, both unnecessary and mindless challenges. We are in a desperate position, no traction on a super-slippery slope, and it can only get worse with games ahead. I believe our only salvation lies in how much spending money will be made available in January, and who, how many, and what quality, additions will be made to the squad. As for Benitez, he has to prove to me he is as good as a lot of you keep saying. Dropping Hayden and starting Diame doesn't prove much to me by my standards. I honestly believe that with the stock we currently have in the warehouse, I could put a better product over the counter to please the customers. Tin-hat and body armour on!

Big fucking trouble tbh. Blame Diame and you're letting the rest off the hook. Absolutely crystal clear why our manager wanted a new keeper and the worrying thing for me is the players with quality are starting to drop their heads a bit. Everyone is trying and in a daft way its making it even worse to take. One fucking half chance seized upon and for us sweet FA. Also getting a bit fed up up of oppo players getting the warning whilst ours get the yellow straight away and then walk on a tightrope all game. Beyond a fucking joke now. Rooney did very similar to Shelvey but one gets off compared to the other. Every fucking game now.

Benitez is all about control, he wants his players to follow his instructions. Mitrovic is loose cannon man. I would've liked to see him do well but it hasn't worked out. Can't wait to see the back of him now.

Would be just our luck to get rid of someone vilified for using zero hour contracts in favour of someone who allows public executions

Government's attempt to subvert democracy defeated by Dominic Grieve. Well played Tory rebels, this government are a fucking disgrace.

Was this the plan all along? Was Rafa put up to the Newcastle job by Staveley?

I'm much happier to see Gayle than Mitro at the moment tbh. Him with Shelvey and Merino behind him has the potential to be quite exciting.

That Riever is foaming on RTG tonight Shame KingMackem got banned, quality poster

Hasn’t the Chinese government put restrictions on the ability of their citizens to spend huge money on foreign football clubs?

He might get a job in Staples sorting out the pencils

They're shit, they're cunts and most importantly, they're shit cunts. 4-0 with Stavaz kegging Rooney at half time.

Does it matter too much? They'll have given her a brief on what she should achieve. The problem IMO is that this is a fund. They will need ROI. Which makes it hard to imagine them pushing us financially to hit the dizzy heights we hope they might..

Can everyone in the ground tonight give Ashley a rousing version of "YFCB get out of our club" it'll sound marvellous

Optics, at the end of the day.

If a new regime want a completely united club then they should appoint Kevin Keegan to the board to be in charge of culture,ethics,direction and policy. With explicit instructions not to get under Rafas feet

More like the thicko plotens. /Sorry CT

If you don't hope that a new owner could be a super-rich nut who will turn us into title challengers in a few years then whats the point in hoping for anything? Dreaming of those top half finishes isn't exactly setting the pulse racing

But we can scope them (I believe this is the PC term for "spastic").

thank fuck for jet-setting dr fox's deal making.

"Excellent story." In case anyone's wondering, it was about child molestation.

We may as well kill ourselves now