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15 points.

Agree with that, I'd put him in ahead of Kone

If a deal is done in January,it needs to be done asap in January,otherwise Rafa will need to have a plan B and C because players won't be keen on waiting on the end of the phone for Rafa's call to inform them we're offering peanut wages and only half the transfer fee the selling club require.

No doubt if the deal is signed Ashley will insist on using one of his cheap tatty S***** D***** pens

Shortages will soon follow as there'll be no low-paid labour left to pick the cheddar trees.

Our Jan Transfer window will be as follows; Out Mitro In Colback

The reports are conflicting because they know fuck all. Just treat it like this; if it doesn't come from Caulkin, it's bullshit.

Bridging loans can be made for funds. Rafa wouldn't reveal his budget even if he knew it. It's going to happen, don't fret.

It's closer to definite if the universe is infinite, infinity sorts it out for you. If if they can travel the distances is the main question, and if they can, why would they want to meet us? We are arseholes.

On a similar-ish theme https://www.insidescience.org/news/every-black-hole-contains-new-universe

The vast distances and timescales are the issue though.

Tbf, I actually agree with that. No idea what form life would take or how advanced it would be but there’ll be something sentient growing somewhere. And not just in CTs dirty kegs.

Aye, fair play to him, he's made a £50m player look decent.

It would be interesting to see how Guardiola would get on at a lesser team. Whether he could adapt his approach to suit poorer quality players. Of course it'll never happen because why the fuck would he bother?

Run this by me. Edit; Just to note, CT advocating deregulation of financial services. The same CT that blamed the financial crash on new Labour for...... Financial deregulation.

For all the clips on them photos it’s still the seats that are funniest

Here Parky, what're your thoughts on this http://fortune.com/2017/12/18/video-navy-pilots-ufo/

Whatever happens with us the fact is they’re heading right to League One, it’s utterly pathetic. The way Moyes has West Ham playing shows how deluded they are in thinking he’s the cause of all their current woes (that is literally what they are saying), their squad is the problem, there are serious issues that many have alluded too (the secret footballer, Gus Poyet, etc) but the tramps ignore all that and pin it on Moyes for some bizarre reason and then call us deluded because we rate a manager that won the CL, and was coaching Real Madrid before he managed us. Honestly I’m bored as fuck of them, they’re completely deluded, irrational, utter fucking SHITHOLE dwelling little fucking charvas. We’d stuff them 4-1 at their hovel and two days later they’re starting “yeeez still goin on about that?”, but if we lose to them they go on about it for fucking years (“we always win 2-1”). What a boring fucking bunch they are. Sunderland is actually a place you couldn’t fucking pay me to live in and they try and argue it’s mint compared to Newcastle it’s just fucking not man, it’s not even me being bias, Sunderland is just a fucking tip. The centre is just all poundstretchers and bakeries that are just trampy versions of Greggs. I’ll be chuffed to bits when they fuck off to division three and I hope to fuck they stay there. And aye I have been on the drink, that’s about the only time I can get riled up enough to post this bollocks about them.