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Aye at the moment there’s no evidence to convince me that the international consortium aren’t Stewart’s mates who own the red lion in Benidorm. I’m going to say the reason for saying awab is racism, no evidence but it’s a fan base that racially abused the mother of their best player and since they love sweeping generalizations I’m going to go with that. They seem obsessed with wanting to it be Staveley, which is no shock, but she’s not going to go from bidding on two PL clubs to buying some League one rabble so there’s not even a bit of me thinks it’s plausible. They also miss the point that Staveley WAS the frontperson in our bid, theirs is a bloke who owns Eastleigh. They really have to stop trying to draw comparisons to us, we are in £200m-£300m bid territory, they’re in the owner literally paying to give them away territory.

Better order a second season of that documentary

Fuck loads to do and a hangover I expect. And the seagulls. Always the seagulls......

There once was a man called CT Who liked a new hobby or three He'd come on toontastic His project fantastic But it'll turn out shit as you'll see.

Annoyed out from the shadows by a spelling mistake

CT Gardens come October

One of the mysterious backers of the Eastleigh chairman revealed...

@Renton how good does she look to you right now? Be honest.

Bang raped as he's getting off his gang bus. Seagull semen all owa. Or something.

He's got Spanish backers and they're all wanting tapas and San Miguel on draft, a new alliance is born, me gusta espanol, marra! no sundIreland and Guinness now. Except there's no evidence of it and one or two mentioning Staveley and 'Awab' men. They seem to have a thing about misspelling Arab as awab for some fucking bizarre reason? Anyway, atm it's a bloke from Eastleigh worth £8.4m with a supposed consortium some of whom are being described as 'international'. Could be Ally Fraser and Kenny Ames based in the Costa del Sol, who knows?

He’s on his third pint of this…

I know, where does the weekend go?

Having the glory hole that tall defeats the purpose. And varnish your fence, you scruffy bastard.

To leave you?

Aye, I melted plastic all over my keyboard earlier.

Aye, Poundland.

“Stewart, the clubs owner has a special message for the first team” ”How many fucking times have I told you lot to switch the lights off if you’re not in the room? In fact if there’s daylight you don’t need to even put them on! Also pack in filling your water bottles with the tap water, you can bring from home or buy from the vending machines okay?”

Like when Ashley turned off the escalators when we went down but a really small time version

Here’s a quote from their new owner: “The other day I hit the roof because we were giving out free bottles of water which cost us 10p and the players were only drinking half of it. It’s wastage and I’ve now saved the club £500.”

I live on island to the south east of the Faroe Islands. It’s nice enough, but the weather is shite.

Fair play to him for taking the step down from Eastleigh to take on a new challenge.

Eastleigh. Where did he flog the club? On Craigslist?

Can I be the first to say mackem?

Leicester fan in peace about 24 hours after Rafa is linked with that job, right to the Rafa thread on a NUFC forum, and by the 3rd post is bringing up the link

Turns out this Eastleigh chairman has sacked 5 managers in 2 years Tinpot

Sister Act? I’m not surprised it traumatised you.

I can come round in the gang bus if you’re not up to driving.

This on Netflix yet?

A picture of the main backer of the mysterious shadowy Spanish based consortium has emerged...

Defo on the seagull sauce.

"Survivor's guide". Fucking cunts. I'd take the whole lot out with a flamethrower or chain gun. But no, that's illegal apparently. One day monkey's fist is going to be bang raped by a possy of black backed butchers and is going to give birth to feathered monkey wrapped in eggshell. Painfully out his arse. Let's see whose laughing then. Me, that's who.

It looks like a pile of pallets.

To convince the wife!!!

Quite avant-garde porn in its day.

Evra's own goal was bad enough

At least it’s not infested with seagulls… … oh, wait.

Expectation vs. Reality “ Didn’t have any nails so used wallpaper paste”

They’ll be packing people’s bags at the super market to raise money to keep the 2nd team.

As if they’ll be able to afford a 2nd team

From Eastleigh Hes defo got the clout to bankroll them back to the prem like, they are fucked

Shpock by the sounds of it

What a fucking burning pile of shite that club is. Phil Brown next.

Just, in general

Worth 2.3 adios's (95% CI 1.5 to 3.1)

Pretty shocking performance all in all from a team who look like they're on their holidays. Nobody stood out but I will say that Yedlin is absolutely desperate. A right-back is a clear priority in the summer. Perez had another game where every second touch was a foul and nowt was sticking to Gayle. Slimani looked a bit lively when he came on but fuck me, you get someone on loan who's injured, they get a setback, then another setback and then he kicks someone and risks a retrospective 3 game ban, thus finishing his season. A fine piece of business there, all thanks to Ashley pissing about all January. Still, West Brom are far from the worst side in the league. Rondon and Rodriguez are a handful, Phillips had a canny game and their back four dealt with things pretty well, I thought. It's a testament to Alan Pardew's managerial abilities that they're bottom and the likes of Huddersfield and Swansea are probably looking at another season in the top flight. Anyway, get the season done with and start the World Cup.

Fair enough. The team they beat, owned by the Citeh franchise, in post match interviews complained they didn't deserve to lose because "the lad will never score another goal like that in his life" really boiled my piss as they were second best the whole game. Citeh, cunts across the globe.