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"IF YOU LIKE PINA COLAAAADAS" on constant repeat. Fish mouthing the words to women as he pours them a drink.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jun/15/florida-rollercoaster-derails-two-injured That quote in the second paragraph.

I once had too much and went to some shite titty club and had a private dance where gropes were had and other such grubby goings on when I was mortal. I panicked like fuck and asked for help on a nufc forum. Oh, shit, that was someone else, wasn't it, MF?

Ah, Lee Ryder's patented "one line per paragraph" technique.

you're on the internet, surely there must be a way of looking it up.

David de Karius.

I don't know if that's supposed to be an upskirt analogy but I like it.

On an unrelated note, the missus asked her cousin who was finishing a minor fix the other day about a job you'd probably get a roofer for despite me telling her it wasn't a sparkey's job the week before. Wife: (explains job). Wife's sparkey cousin: "To be honest you'd probably want a roofer for that." Me:

A fucking sparky, aye, he will be well qualified for a found

Did it for a month. Felt the health (mental and physical) benefits after about a week, saved a load of money and felt a fair bit sharper. But, as soon as I went back on, I had the worst hangover of my entire life so I’m never stopping again

And the best day will come when someone buys it from him and runs it the way Newcastle should be run. The club can never go anywhere under Mike Ashley. I promise you that"- KEVIN KEEGAN

Saudi Arabia will beheading home soon.

There may be choppy waters ahead But while there's pizza, in Boldon, And thirty two inch pants.... Let's face the brexit, And dance.

Clearly not a Mackem then.

Titty Bars- not even once.… Glad to serve as an example, you pack of cunts. Seriously though, Gloomy, if you’re drinking to the point of memory loss, you might want to rein it in. I used to drink like a thirsty camel in my twenties, could handle it no bother. For a time, though, in my thirties, I had a bit of a dark spell where I was drinking mainly to blot shit out. Thats when the memory loss sessions kick in. Rather than trying to “give up the booze”, work out why you’re caning it. Chances are you probably already have a good idea. Once you’ve worked that out, you can address it, and then get on with having a nice drink as and when you fancy. That, or you’re a raging lush

The one time you want them to go to VAR.

This should become a thing. Everybody who meets him in public should photograph his crotch and upload it. After all, it's not illegal is it?

African teams need banning from the World Cup until their fans stop bringing fucking vuvuzelas to matches.

For upskirting

Tbf to him though, this just makes him an honest Tory. As opposed to a standard one.

Transcendental masturbation

i couldn't if i tried

The logical thing would probably be to stop arguing with drooling mongtards and take up meditation or at least increase your masturbation quota.

i forgot about that this place is therapeutic at times

I'm laughing because that's me basically

I am, its "lunchtime"

Stop going out with people from work then, you tit

Nah, it was a German taxi driver that we all thought had been killed off only to return in rude health.

I did for an hour or so this morning after I got up to get ready for work. I'm ok now though.

He can retire in 6 months.

Rip English tapas

I bet that story had a “happy ending” too.

Answer the fucking question. What will we be selling and who to?

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2018/jun/15/upskirting-to-become-a-criminal-offence-punishable-by-two-years-in-jail Time to fill your boots, CT. The clock is ticking.

Of course the entire thing defies logic. Some Brexiteers realise that now but are too stubborn to admit it. Others are just too stupid to realise it. I won’t comment as to which group CT falls in to.

Has CT named a single law introduced that has negatively affected him yet? Which country's are we going to trade more with that's going to make up for the loss of trade with the EU? What are we going to sell? Why will we get a better deal than the EU, which is economically five times bigger? DexEU have calculated the maximum uplift from making our own FTAs is 1%, but this will be at the expense of a 6% loss with the EU (12% in the NE). This is obviously very bad. Does CT have the alternative economic forecasts showing sunny uplands after the choppy waters handy? What about NI? Still no solutions? WHAT ABOUT AI? See, the thing that really bugs me about this Brexit bollocks is I just can't see what the benefits are even supposed to be, none of it makes logical sense. If I could see a point to it, even if I disagreed, at least that would be a basis for discussion. But how can you even discuss things with the frothing gammon brigade. It's like a mental illness.

I wouldn’t mind if they said they wanted to reflect modern language use, fair enough. But… …that would then involve some proper fucking sweary news. “ Today in Washington DC, President Trump played the cunt…again.”

Always.

Not to put a downer on anyone, but there’s already been a gay couple hospitalised after being beaten to fuck. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/06/14/fifa-world-cup-russia-gay-fan-brain-injuries-brutal-attack/?utm_source=MOBFB&medium=280755+Gay+World+Cup+fan+left+with+brain+injuries+after+brutal+attack&utm_campaign=PNMOBFB Sepp Blatter has blood on his money-grabbing hands.