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Having a bairn recently has been a worthy distraction from all this horseshit. As a bonus, if there’s no deal we’ll have something to eat too.

Best of luck with your new country, Declan.

Well, if anybody knows about side deals it's CT. And starters and desserts

3-0 now.... McLeish not looking too happy

Shall we beat Rayvin to death with Jezza’s marrow?

Funnily enough, I just looked out of my North Tyneside window and found yours.

There will be a significant increase in the frequency with which I call you a fat little fucking troll.

Sums him up, the fucking allotment bothering cunt.

It’s a full moon tonight

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/21/apocalypse-next-week-theresa-may-meaningful-vote

There's no chance of No Deal imo. It's all a big bluff that hopefully MPs see through. When they don't there'll probably be a long extension which if she had any respect would be alongside her resignation but she'll probably stay on and try to put lipstick on her deal for a bit longer

If/when we crash out with no deal, I’ll happily go round to Tub’s gaff and donate some shithouse roll for him and his poor family. Used… naturally, and he’ll need to unwrap it from the bricks, but you take what you can get, eh?

But don’t hold it abroad otherwise roaming charges might apply...

There is plenty of debate on here CT, but you never actually properly address any of the points people make. I suppose your debate style is a akin to PMQs though. Shouting past your opponents and refusing to tackle anything awkward. The middle class right wingers are primarily responsible for Brexit. So if we call them racist, we're right - because they aren't voting out of concerns about their jobs. The working class I have some sympathy with. Also, who said the Tories would bring about widespread unemployment? I remember saying that they were going to cripple the country with austerity, which they did. And I remember saying that they are the party of increasing poverty, which they are. Don't remember really have a strong feeling about unemployment one way or the other because it's nigh on impossible to actually tell nowadays thanks to zero hours. Which is why, incidentally, poverty is a better marker.

It's two words. Debate that.

Fat thumbed fuck probably mistyped it and ended up watching 2hrs of scientology guff.

The TUC and the CBI in perfect harmony. Who'd have thought it. More of that May-inspired unity right there!

We'd kill to have 2,3,4,5 and 7. Right now we've got Mrs. Bun the baker's wife, two blockbuster rental cards and an expired voucher for Sports Direct.

Well you've proven to be a fucking expert on the subject so far, so who are we to doubt another of your predictions. Cunt.

Oh fuck off you stupid fat cunt. You are Mark Francois. Fuck off.

502 Bad Portcullis

Congratulations

Your influence does not extend to me.

Good assessment - would argue potentially that she fears soft Brexit more than No Deal. So, not necessarily that she wants no deal, but that she'll take it over anything vaguely resembling remain.

I keep swinging backwards and forwards on this, but please explain why May has given up her main point of leverage over the ERG by ruling out the thing they fear most, a long A50 extension? It makes no sense to me. She has no chance of getting her deal now unless she hopes to break the Labour whip. If you take a step back, the only thing that makes sense is she is winding down the clock for no deal.

What was the point in that statement? She's just repeated the exact same thing. Hope Tusky fucks her off. A delay is pointless. We'll be in the same position in 3 months time if an extension is granted

Waiting for full darkness before she can step outside

She only wanted a short delay though...

Howey wasn’t part of the starting XI and it was only those that got featured before the match. He came on as sub for Ruddock. Lee Hendrie (LEE FUCKING HENDRIE ) also came off the bench. It was actually an ok watch. Agree with KD about Merson too although he’s a lucky lad as he’s an awful pundit who knows next to fuck all. Same goes for Merson

Was that her response?

Country is about to fall over a cliff and this is how arch Brexiteer Owen Paterson is spending his time.