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It would be a massive surprise if he was on target with this given his form.

Clearly wasn't that invincible. - THIS POSTER HAS BEEN BANNED -

This year‘s Ronaldo-award for the player most deserving to lose a final and to cry goes to Dele Alli.

I will never forget in 1996, the glorious sight of Clarky staggering in to the Galley kebab shop on the quayside at daft o’clock in the morning, so wankered he couldn’t speak, somehow managed to order a chicken burger, then proceeded to miss his mouth with 90% of it, giving himself a fetching garlic mayo cravate. Best of luck.

So after losing in the Conference playoffs our manager left to join Darlington and took 4 players with him. Another 3 first teamers have left too and things were looking pretty desperate. We've just announced our new manager. Not sure wtf is happening. Good appointment but he's going to need a ton of new players

I'd..... What the fuck would I know? Good luck with it, Rob!

The secret diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half) Transcript of live feed Twitter broadcast. (Edited by the evening chronicle) Lee Ryder: "Welcome to our outside broadcast and today we're in the sweltering heat and absolute vastness of the Arabian desert to discuss the s**t hot news of the takeover at Newcastle United football club. I've flew out here to dig deep and find out about the movers and shakers but am taking time out to answer all my loyal punters questions at this crazy time in magpies history. Fire away!" Troopz1967: " I've heard it's all a parcel of s***e and fatty is even now chiselling all the lead off the pipes in St James' park to sell at the quayside market." Lee Ryder: "Alright, Troopz? Troopz, let me tell you, some of my sources here in Abu Dubai are Adam and the ants it's all happening, wor kid." MalcolmNUFC: "Have you got to any of them harem's yet you dirty c**t? Giddup!" Lee Ryder: "Not now, Mala, I'll bell you after. Laters." ChristmasTree@clubtropicana: "Will the Sheikh open up a fans social club?" Lee Ryder: "My sources say there'll be massive investment not just in the playing staff but also in the community. Get the domino cards at the ready, Christmas Tree!" AntCOYBIG@TaytoCastle: "Sure I'm not even from Newcastle but I can see Tynemouth Priory in the background. You're not in the middle east." LeazesLad: "It's DEFINITELY King Edward's bay. What a weapons grade f*** nugget this kid is. You could pick 100 random people in the toon and they'd have more clue than you. Not even joking." Lee Ryder: "Err, I can see your confusion, Ant. That's not Tynemouth priory, and I'm not on the beach at King Edward's bay, I'm in the middle east in the desert and that's an, err, old French foreign legion fort that was over ran by Arab warriors in 1865 or something." Josh@ThomsonHouseaccountsdept: "Hi Lee, just a quick one. I've got your expenses for an all day metro ticket to the coast for today but you'll need a receipt for your food and drink at the 'Gibraltar Rock'. Cheers, mate." Lee Ryder: "Err, I'll see you tomorrow at the canteen when I fly back from Abu Dubai, Josh." SheilaRyder1948: "Lee, I'm popping in to the Harbour View. Do you want anything for your tea? I just fancy a chippy. Love, Mam. X " Lee Ryder: "Well, err, that's it for now for my outdoor fact finding mission in the land of Lawrence of Arabia. Until next time. Laters." Lee Ryder: "Can you get me a carton of curry with my fish and chips, mam?"

They’re also full of have you ever seen a Geordie lift the European cup, people are happily pointing out Carrick, Robson, Kennedy, Charlton, and Frank Clark They really are thick cunts.

Sickening, but to cancel that out tune into Sky Box Office, where I expect another mackem bamp to become unstuck

Two all English European finals and both utter shite.

Even paint gets bored watching Michael Owen dry

Hopefully the Roy Hodgson sounding cunt manages five in one on this return. WHARRAMHAR

He's absolutely shite which is why we didn't see any of him in the second half of the season, Rafa literally had to play him as there was no-one else.

I am so happy everything got sorted yesterday and Brett Emerton did unveil the new owners...

Noelie- “ How about it, love?” Mrs. Noelie - “Turn me into a human lollipop”.

Honestly, I reckon he’d be over the moon if any of his web chats went that civil

The only way I'd take a paycut would be if my commute was eliminated altogether - I think they've got a nerve undercutting you by that much (your ot). I'd argue the case but be pretty firm.

I would tell them that you're not looking to move for less than you're currently on as you couldn't make that work financially. Tell them that hopefully the fact that you won't need a van will allow them to stretch to meet your current salary. I would really play on the "I have financial commitments that would literally make it impossible for me to leave my current job for the money you're offering", but tell them that you are very keen on the role and you're not playing games. Be prepared for them to ask how you can have financial commitments that need overtime for you to meet them in your current job - just make something up in preparation. 'I've been working there long enough to know that this level of overtime is unavoidable for them' or if you haven't been working there long 'I took the job there on the understanding that they were expecting a certain level of overtime from me'. Good luck anyway, hope it works out. I wouldn't worry too much about them going to number 2 unless you want this job enough to accept a chunky paycut.

Time to walk into the board room with a ‘this is what I think of your offer’. They'll double their offer before you leave the premises. Trust me.

Be very surprised if they walk away to number 2 without negotiating, especially as they have offered you the job. When I hire I get some mental wage demands from newly qualified people, if we want them we will generally negotiate to get to a point where we are both happy. Is the job worth a pay cut? If not personally I would go high and see what they say.

I think you can make a decent case to them and say that your current basic + overtime affords you the standard of life you're accustomed to and while you're really keen on the position, it's going to make things difficult for you to have to tighten your belt for it. If you want to hedge, I suppose you could go in and say that you're prepared to meet them half way on the overtime, get a £3k payrise, and they can offset that against the cost of fuel for the van. Maybe you could stretch it to £4k. They're unlikely to blow you out completely over that I would think.

We just want a club that tries.

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