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Tbf he's basically been retired since about 2006 so he's had plenty of time to put it on and he did come across as a bit of a lazy cunt apart from those infrequent bursts of speed. As an aside, can you imagine his come face and his monotone voice? "Yes. There it is. Owen shoots again and gets millions of his little strikers away. Mrs Owen never had a chance. Back of the net."

Looks like one of those Victorian strongmen

Looks like he's already a massive cripple tbf.

I was under the impression the alleged new owners had simply revealed that they weren't too bothered if he left. Also, I feel like that was something that the journos claimed, rather than was actually announced (although I could be wrong).

https://www.twitter.com/ByDonkeys/status/1135436716683272192

Didn't the guys spearheading the takeover say that they wouldn't get it done until long after Rafa's contract is sorted out? Not sure this demonstrates anything, with that in mind.

Close enough…

At least he won’t be the biggest tit at the beach...

“Congratulations, she’s 13” **this is a meme, I am not saying he is a nonce**

I hope you correct the people around you when they sing "ganning along the Scotswood Road" both times.

Mildly exasperated. Took some sub-contracting work last week, just off Threadneedle St. which was nightshifts. Arrived on site Tuesday evening- client hadn’t been informed we were arriving, couldn’t work Tuesday. Wednesday; Went in, familiarised myself with site, inventoried kit and checked the steam cleaner- half of it was missing. Couldn’t work Wednesday Thursday; Spent the afternoon schlepping around Lahndan trying to replace missing gear, managed to get half of it, but I’d be able to get started that night. Go to site, finally able to start- rig ropes whilst it’s still light, come down and set up steam cleaner, switch it on… its fucked, not heating water. Couldn’t work Thursday. Friday: I’m sent instructions to perform a repair, but will need to buy some tools, so I take a lovely afternoon stroll along Cable Street, past the site the Fascists got their arses kicked, and pick up some tools. Later, head in to site to carry out repair. Carry out repair. It’s still fucked. I’m given a number to ring for an engineer, have a chat with him, he confirms that it’s fucked, and won’t be able to un-fuck it until Monday. I relay all this back to Contractor, telling them to have it fixed/replaced on Monday. Couldn’t work Friday I came home late Friday, just got the train to ‘Boro this morning to leave from there at midday. Im told on arrival at Boro offices that it’s still fucked, so I’ve come home, telling all involved to pull their heads out of their arses and stop wasting my fucking time. Still, getting paid 4x 12 hr shifts for nowt, plus travel and expenses.

And then pops his knee out, and is injured for the next 5 years.

She says "thanks for the Bagdad"

She’s just gone to the shitter, revealing her snacks for the morning. I didn’t realise Greggs did carrier bags.

Errrrm… *coughs.

The cunt has landed. With his cunt wife.

This is non league football. The players do that the night before a game

My gym motivation has certainly wained in the last 12 hours.