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Tacover. I can’t be arsed

Burritoon Wor-tillas Quayside-dillas You're welcome.

Dunno mate, could you not spot any ball boys from the home end like?

I won’t believe it tortill ‘ave seen it on Jimbo’s telly

Wouldn't be too upset if Fat Mike pissed these fellas off tbh

Think Bent said the night before that match the ghost of Jimmy Hill appeared in his bedroom and gave him a pep talk

With Bent scoring the decisive goal. You couldn't write a better script.

*Being

I saw a comment from Paul Mason that the future for Labour should be to concentrate on more modern "working class" groups like the low paid workers in the cities as well as nurses, health workers etc and they should leave the hardline europhobe racists behind. I reckon a venn diagram of old, leave/racist, northern labour voters which included the "God bless the queen/nuke em all" camp would be pretty overlapping. I reckon he has a point. BTW did anyone notice how the BBC edited out Johnson looking like a tramp and laying the wreath upside down and substituted old footage? Maybe the cunts should photoshop Michael Foots "donkey" jacket out of history just for balance.

It's like a piece of modern art I've never seen so many errors. Don't think this one got a single there/their/they're or were/where/we're right

¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale!

Wetbacks!

Was actually a good game for once. They play some decent football and were all over us for the first 30 minutes or so but we dug in a played some good football ourselves after that. Almiron managing to hit ASM was comical. I'm beginning to feel sorry for the fucker now, it's not like he's doing a massive amount wrong when he's getting these chances, most of the time he hits the target (albeit without any great power) and if it had been anyone else they'd have had at least a couple by now. He needs a goal like Clark's, if he'd hit that well the keeper probably would have saved it. And in case I've not mentioned it before, VAR is the worst thing that's happened to football since Hillsborough. The celebrations for Yedlin's goal were muted because everyone was waiting for it to be given offside and then we had to wait for ages in the dark without a clue what was going on behind the scenes. It's without doubt going to ruin the atmosphere at games all over the world. And then as was proved yet again yesterday at Anfield, they can't come up with the right decision regardless. Fucking shite!

Yeah I guess it is about the right time of year to start another bullshit takeover story.

There’s a website where you can put in the date and it’ll show you the league table at that time. I know what it’s called but I’m not telling you

That moment after they lost to Burton when Gary Bennett and the other lad on Radio Newcastle twigged they were mathematically down.

ALL facebook users are weapons man. a more realistic alternative.... once the defenders goals ineviability dry up we'll be back to looking over our shoulders.

I'd go back earlier to the constant change of manager when it came to derby day as beating 'the mags' trumped anything else. Their problems brushed under the carpet, buried and left to grow and grow till they were completely fucked and nosedived two divisions and fail to even get out of that lower league. But they beat the mags and got six-in-a-row.© They are just like Leeds under Ridsdale the only difference being Ridsdale fucked it up going for the champions league, the mackem's holy grail which has fucked them up for hopefully a generation was just beating the mags. They even manage to get less sympathy than Leeds United due to the multi examples of their lack of class in stinking out the divisions they slid out of. Never mind. Sniff.

English Tapas?

She likes it up the arse. Curry chips for me.

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The posh ones are always dorty

I actually do appreciate that explanation, thank you. Tea-bagging, through the joys of online gaming, I am familiar with. As for her, chips I think.

Was he there on February 32nd 1970, though? Essembee was, and his mam.

let's not burrito round the bush. there's nachonce of this happening.

Hate how every single time the local press just regurgitate this shite to the death because they know its going to get clicks

And to make things even worse, the ghost of Jimmy Hill was a regular in the Fulwell when he was a kid.

Well if it means the return of Santiago Munez then I’m all for it.

So it was a Mag conspiracy after all - losing to them just to ensure they ended up in Division 3

To give credit where its due our form has really improved since Steve Bruce admitted his own tactics didn't work and that he'd have to revert back to Benitezs style of play. 10 points from 15 available since then where prior to that we'd managed 5 from 21 including getting smashed by Leicester, losing to the team currently rooted to the foot of the table and been knocked out of the cup.

Because Tim Krul is a coward?

As I said earlier, with added paedophiles

Spot on. The atmosphere the fans generated is a good reason they are where they are. I think it’s Rayvin who pointed to how absolutely shocking their home form was (obviously the away form was poor but it was still better than their home) when they were in the Championship, their players didn’t want to play there to the point their top scorer literally asked to be recalled from loan so he could go somewhere else. I think they also burned a lot of bridges as teams that sent their youth players there saw the players suffer a torrent of abuse and likely regress. It’s not a coincidence that the vast majority of players that leave that club end up bitter as fuck about it. Agree on the owners, there was a window where they were doing all they could to get them up and sell, which would have probably worked and if the fans had accepted that and got behind the team it may have stood a better chance. Instead they become weirdly obsessed about how amazing the owners were but at the same time abusive and negative about the team any time there was a set back even really early in the season. Obviously the owners have made mistakes, but what does anyone expect? They’re total fucking amateurs and have less in the bank than a good portion of Championship players, but as you say the fan base have had a good hand in this mess too and as per usual are blaming anything and anyone (including this weird ‘the mags have done this’) to make it seem like they’re actually a decent fan base just down on their luck.

The tories don’t have to cost their manifestos because they don’t affect the billionaires. Mention helping malnourished families suddenly everyone is a forensic accountant.

Kwasi's gonna Kwasi. I'm telling you, they won't send one of the white lads out to do this shit.

Arena on the BBC iPlayer, 'A British guide to the end of the world'. Well worth watching, a documentary on the cold war and Britain's part in dealing with preparation including basically using soldiers as guinea pigs on Christmas island fast forwarding to the 80s and how to survive a nuclear war by sticking a a couple of doors against the wall.

The penny's finally dropped looking at this aptly named thread. Hopefully never. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/when-will-this-unremitting-state-of-agony-ever-end.1493358/ Best quote:

The evidence of this conspiracy is so clear, I would wonder why Look North haven’t investigated this but we know why that will never happen

You get the impression the poor sap sent to report on their game didn’t enjoy it? “Sunderland and Gillingham must try again after a dour FA Cup first-round draw at the Stadium of Light. The sides will replay in Kent a week on Tuesday, after 90 tedious minutes failed to find a winner with both sides scoring thanks to goalkeeping howlers.” Sunderland 1-1 Gillingham https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50290243

Their ground matches their bank account- empty.

It's a shame they don't have Rondon between them. I'd happily have used the Perez money to sign ASM and Rondon permanently. I still think ASM and Almiron will find their shooting boots

Rico, absolute dive there. Wilson has bulked up since his fullback days with us.

Wha-wha, what the fuck is this, like? Fuck me! Do you really think my NUFC stuff is 'shit hot'? This is why ahm in this game, man, for the man on the street who wants his NUFC news on horseback. Pleased you like it, mate. There'll be more to come in tomorrow's Ronny Gill. Laters.

Nah, I’m half his age but German. It’s just that my homophobia is more efficient.

I was working in Gateshead today and got mugged by 6 dwarfs. Not Happy.