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Essembee's team of the decade; 1. A. Coward. 2. A. Coward. 3. A. Coward. 4. A. Coward. 5. A. Coward. 6. A. Coward. 7. A. Coward. 8. A. Coward. 9. A. Coward. 10. A. Coward. 11. A. Coward. Sub's: 12. Eleventh. 13. May. 14. Nineteen seventy. Manager. Fulwell End.

Our centre backs have been atrocious tonight. Not a single shot on target from them.

As poor as his decision making is and Almiron does deserve to be criticised but he is totally unsuited to play on the left wing. Not only the he isn’t able to cut in and shoot his body is always facing in the wrong direction when collecting the ball. Almost every time he has to do a half turn to run into the right direction costing him some yards. As he obviously can’t cross or pass with his right foot he always has to stop his runs down the wing to place the ball on his left foot. I can’t remember the last time I reckoned it’s being as obvious that a player is played out of position.

That emoticon An underused classic.

None. Accept the fact that there’s fuck all you can do except vote.

Maybe Kinnear was right after all..,

Sort out your punctuation

I'll wear the sash under my clothes when I get swore in.

Nah, we don't use left and right. We only ever ask which side is facing to Poland...

“Two Fanny Rayvins, There’s only two Fanny Rayvins!”

In modest defence of myself, I'm not mentally at 100% health these days. This stuff is pretty stressful at times.

Four goals conceded from set pieces in our last three matches.

Are we allowed to despise Bruce again?

I was just about to post something similar. It’s fucking painful (physiologically).

"mistake" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/entertainment-arts-50546115#click=https://t.co/9dMg4zjDGZ

What a thoroughly depressing team of the decade.

Cock and Bull.

ewerk donkey cart botherer

Remember where you heard it first

Fucking plastic paddy.

No, you did the right thing, Gloomy. Riding a segway and taking photos at the same time isn't big or clever.

"Cool man who stand with hands in pocket all day, feel much cocky."

Not having to work with that LAZY BIIIIIIIIITCH that just sits on her phone all day, eating and breathing?

When will you finish colouring the rest in?

Bloke in the pub tonight started screaming about "Mackem Bastards" because someone was slagging off the performance and I immediately thought of the Toon Army's finest foot soldier.

NSFW, obvs.

Almiron who cost approximately £21 million, has now played 23 games for NUFC with 0 goals & 0 assists that's pretty poor by anyone's standards

That was to be expected committing a foul like this in a dangerous position deserves to be punished.

Easy mistake to make after six pints at lunchtime.

https://medium.com/@mathowie/why-i-can-t-stop-putting-dildos-into-the-hands-of-powerful-conservatives-2899de83d47e

Essembee will explode.

Every Tory policy is like this. 40 new hospitals is actually 6 new hospitals 60 new youth centres ignores the fact the Tories have closed 750 youth centres 20'000 new police is less than we've taken off the streets It's all just utter bollocks, but because 4 billionaires own 75% of the papers, and the average man on the street is a gullible idiot, the cunts are going to walk the next election. The whole system is rigged for decades to come. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and are happy about it

I'm at the "I'll be fine under a Tory government, so fuck all of these dopes that want to vote for their lives to be worse" stage. I'll be here when they come to their senses.

Had a bit go at incest today, since it’s all the rage on porn sites ( according to a “friend” ). If I’m honest, it was an aunty climax.

Oh look, he’s pretending again

stalemate in el inconsequentialo, the bitterest rivalry in world football. (well apart from the one with portsmouth, maybe) suffer, you hideous mackem cunts.

Sunderland 0-1 Coventry City

Don’t listen to him lads, he’s part of a mysterious cabal of north-east media types.

there is misinformation on all sides, lads. we should be grateful for the beeb. there aren't many news outlets out there with quite the same integrity

i get why people question the bbc's impartiality when it gives disproportionate platform to the like of Farage. i believe its news reporting is absolutely impartial.

You fat little cunt

Its “start an argument” not “start a whole new life abroad”.